2006-09-05 16:34:27 · 10 answers · asked by Quigiebo 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Hang upside down and eat it.
2006-09-05 17:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Oh Yeah! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold said corndog over a plate.
tilt your head to one side.
holding the corndog balanced over the plate, shove the corndog straight into your mouth, moving the plate towards you (keeping it underneath the corndog to catch any crumbs).
bite off a reasonable mouthful.
chew..."move your teeth up and down. good, numbnuts."
now swallow..."tilt your head back, let the meat slide down your throathole...easy...don't choke..."
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should you fail at this simplistic, motor-skilled task, may i suggest laying additional sheets of paper towels over your lap. but that would look silly. :P
2006-09-05 23:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by j-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit up straight and suck in your gut so the crumbs fall to the ground or table.
2006-09-05 23:36:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand how you would get crumbs on you. I never have that problem.
2006-09-05 23:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by JenJen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get non-crumby corn dogs... No, I just dip em in mustard.
2006-09-05 23:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you got a crumie corn dog
2006-09-05 23:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Ibredd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With your mouth
2006-09-05 23:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by mglee1966 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use a paper towel
2006-09-05 23:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a napkin
it's that easy!
2006-09-05 23:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by lunita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bib... you know... b/c babies have the same problem
2006-09-05 23:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by sx_rx_rocknroll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋