A commercial airplane left from England to the United States, halfway across the pond the plane lost two engines. The pilot made this announcement: Ladies and gentlemen we have lost two engines and the only way we can make it to America is to get rid of as much excess weight as we can so I’m taking the plane down to a safe altitude so we can open the doors and get rid of all unnecessary baggage, Well, all the passengers threw all their baggage out the door.
The Pilot then said: Thank you but I still don’t think it is enough, so I’m going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane.
A British man jumped out of his seat and headed for the door, as he jumped he yelled: “God save the Queen.”
A Frenchman jumped out of his seat and headed for the door and as he jumped he yelled: “Viva La France”
A big old man from Texas, not to be outdone by a Brit and a Frenchman lumbered down the aisle towards the door, as he reached the door he reached down and grabbed two Mexicans and as he threw them out the door he yelled: “Remember the Alamo”
Come on that’s funny, and just a joke!
2006-09-05 15:56:45 · 9 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wondered where those two mexicans came from.I thought they were coming over here so fast they were starting to shoot them out of cannons.
2006-09-05 16:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just a joke...Because if truth be told, the "big" "old" man from Texas wouldn't be able to throw Pancho and Miguel off the plane. He's lazy and soft from having underpaid illegals do all his heavy work all these years. He might grab them and hollar "Remember the Alamo," but It's my guess Old Tex will be meeting Davey Crockett and the rest of the Alamo Heros a lot sooner than the two buffed out Mexican gentlemen will. Just a thought.
2006-09-05 23:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by whirled_queen 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL. It's only a joke, for Pete's sake, i.e. blondes, rednecks, 'Cajuns. LOL.
2006-09-06 10:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i laughed lol
2006-09-05 23:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by getagrip_25301 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it its kinda like my sister, no it is like my sister , got to give it a 10 just love it
2006-09-05 23:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
I don't care who ya are...that's funny right there!!
2006-09-05 23:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-09-05 23:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by mrs.jones4life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not funny when you are a Mexican, mofo!!!!!!!!!!! I got plenty of jokes against you
2006-09-05 23:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha-ha-ha, lol
2006-09-05 23:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋