A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.
In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death.
Full of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But there was no answer.
Again and again he cried out but to no avail. Finally he yelled, "Is anybody up there? "
A deep voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here."
"Who said that?"
"It's the Lord."
"Can you help me?"
"Yes, I can help. Have faith in me."
"Help me!"
"Just let go."
Looking around the man became full of panic. "What?!?!"
"Have faith in me. Let go. I will catch you."
"Uh... Is there anybody else up there?"
2006-09-05 15:27:08 · 20 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol yeah I guess we all suffer from the condition of being a human...lol
2006-09-05 16:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good.
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2006-09-06 01:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In case you haven't noticed there's a moral in this joke. If you have faith in GOD you can accomplish anything. Obviously this guy had none what a shame. I don'think it was funny it's insulting . You poked fun at GOD shame on you. I hope you realize that now.
2006-09-05 22:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasnt funny.I could have got a better laugh outta watching a dog try to eat a grape++
2006-09-06 13:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it ill give it a 10.9 out of a 1-10
2006-09-05 23:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-09-06 00:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by angelhernandezjose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! If you can't poke fun of religion in the US, what is this world coming to?
2006-09-05 22:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by little1missy1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch it,igloo.You're gonna stir up the "Holy Rollers".
2006-09-05 22:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a giggle out of me
2006-09-05 22:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I admite you got a laugh out of me.
2006-09-05 22:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋