2006-09-05 14:49:25 · 16 answers · asked by Pete E 1 in Travel ➔ Air Travel
If they survived, why do you bury them?
You must work for the airline because it is cheaper for them if you die rather than if you live & get hurt!
2006-09-05 14:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by Xtal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same place they WOULD NOT BURY them back in in 1949 when I first heard this one. Take a ride on a time machine.
2006-09-05 22:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by moonwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember this riddle or one like it in another state or country, back in the 50's, or when postage stamps were 3 cents. Another such riddle was;
"Quick, how many 3 cent stamps in a dozen!"
Most people would quickly divide and say, um, 4.
2006-09-05 22:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you bury survivors? Wouldn't you take them to the hospital instead?
Always did like this riddle.
2006-09-05 21:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by lockesmith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har har har! This is a joke that works best orally. When you read it, it's easier to figure out.
You don't bury survivors....this is a REALLY old joke.
2006-09-05 22:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by Bobbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The survivers go home. the dead bury in their own country soil.
2006-09-05 21:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to Outback Steakhouse house and let them eat raw meat and drown them in beer
2006-09-05 21:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by jerry h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st, you don't bury survivors
2nd, right between them is an ocean, so if there were casualties, good luck finding them!
2006-09-09 00:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by Dwight D J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't bury the survivors, turkey, THEY LIVED!!!
2006-09-05 21:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either because your still alive it would be torture anyway. although i have never been to new zealand. beneath the ground may be good to look at there.
2006-09-05 21:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by burn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋