What is the funniest thing your dog does?

Answer 1

Anything that drops on the ground he picks up right away and gives back to you including coins, paper, earrings, pills, and even food!

Answer 2

My German shepherd, Jamie, loves to flirt with truck drivers when we're out for a ride. She'll put her head down on the back window ledge and bat her eyes at them or turn her head so she looks soooooo cute. You can practically hear her doing the, "Helllloooo, big boy. . .wanna take a girl for a ride?" routine.

I've seen truckers almost run off the road because they're laughing so hard at her antics.

But it has to be a nice truck -- no old clunkers for Pwincess Jamie, if you please. If a rustbucket pulls up beside us, she'll flatten her ears and turn her head away like, "Talk to the paw 'cause the rest of the dog ain't interested."

My husband swears that she was a lot lizard in a previous existence!

Answer 3

My dog eats seafood. Can't get enough of it. Everything but oysters. Doesn't care too much for them.

My other dog eats anything that doesn't run from him. Onions included.

They both sleep on their backs with their legs kicked straight up. Really funny looking.

Thanks for the question.

Answer 4

My dog has about 20 different toys laying around the living room right now. Some of them he hasn't played with in weeks. But, if I suddenly decide to pick one up that is the only one he wants to play with. And, if I pull the vacuum cleaner out of the closet he does this mad dash around the living room picking them up and putting them on the couch. I guess he is afraid the vacuum will eat them. Then, as soon as I get close to his food bowl he runs to it and eats as much as he can. Guess he doesn't want me to suck up his food either.

Answer 5

We have some bats that fly around our house in the early evening, our little dog jumps up in the air and trys to catch them.

Answer 6

I'm teaching my dog to shake, first with his left paw and then his right. If I have a treat or a toy and I tell him to sit (in preparation for shaking), he'll sit and then "punch" me with his left paw.

Sometimes he'll sleep on my feet, which is funny when you realize that he's 70+ pounds.

Answer 7

Mine has a fear of feathers. It barks at them for ages then chomps at it and runs away. Repeat. Then gets annoyed so stomps on bits of dust for a while to get her anger out! She's a Grade A nutter!

Answer 8

Our young dog smiles...first thing in the morning and at my husband when he gets home from work.

Answer 9

my 80 lb. pit bull tries to 'play' with the little geckos that run around my back patio (I live in Florida, so they're everywhere). she will try to run around with them and even lick them, but since they're so little (and terrified of her) they lunge at her almost as if to attack her. she just tilts her head, lifts her ears, and smacks them. she's killed about 3 already. it's kinda gross, but it's so funny, cause she's so innocent, and really just wants to play. she doesn't realize how big she is.
I almost forgot about my puppy (I'm a bad mommy) I give both my dogs ice cubes to chew on, they just love em. My puppy will take the ice cube, run into the bedroom (where there's carpet) spit out the ice... run and pick it up... spit it out... run and pick it up... spit it out... pick it up... until it's melted. I have no idea why. He'll even bob for ice cubes in his water bowl (I put ice in their water every day). It's almost like he's playing catch with himself. It's quite entertaining.

Answer 10

When my dog tries to bark while holding his large rubber toy in his mouth, it sounds like he's speaking Cajun French.