One night a young boy walks in on his mom and dad
while they are having sex. He asks, "What are you
doing dad?". The boys dad says "Son I am playing
poker and your mom is my wild card!". The young
boy understands fully and goes on to bed that
night. The next night the young boy walks in on
his grandparents having sex and asks, "Grandpa
what are you doing with grandma?". his grandpa
raise up and says "I am playing poker and your
grandma is my wild card." The boy understands
again and goes to bed. The next night the boys
father walks in the bathroom and sees his son
jacking off. The father shockingly asks "Son,
what are you doing?". The son replies to his
father "I am playing poker." The father then
asks, "Where is your wild card". The son replies
"Who needs a wild card when you got a hand like
this!"
2006-09-05 14:27:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe! Reminds me of the time my dad caught me jacking off and asked me what I was doing. I told him I had poison oak on my weenie and was rubbing it to relieve the itch. He thought that was funny but I was totally embarrassed. Sounded like a good answer at the time though!
2006-09-06 02:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by doctor feelgood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-09-05 21:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Keshia K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love this one so much ill give it 95 out of 1-50
2006-09-05 23:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L !!! Literally!
With your permission,...will be sharing with many others.
2006-09-05 21:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that joke, that was to funny. try that again
2006-09-05 21:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-09-06 04:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by Vidya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny
2006-09-05 21:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very cute
2006-09-05 21:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop! Your gunna make me pee!
2006-09-05 21:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
2006-09-05 21:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by ridingthestorm_out 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋