I really have a thing for my mates 74 year old nan. she was a bit of a looker in her day but has gone a little bit 'baggy' in her old age. i love the way she smells of murray mints. i know she must be gagging for a bit, her husband (Sid) pegged out a few years back. also, she may need lubing up. is there an 'extra slippy' one on the market? also, old people are a bit prudish when it comes to sex, how would i approach her on the subject of swinging and 3 sums? her mate 'Ethel' from bingo is a bit of a goer by all accounts and would like to join in. serious replies only please,
2006-09-05 14:22:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You need some help. That is desguisting.
2006-09-05 14:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by babygirl000000 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey my Grandma's name is Ethel but she doesn't go to Bingo, she knits alot and feeds all her younger Grand kids endless 'Taxi's' and 'Blue Ribbons' plus shes in her 80's now, she had 10 kids, so i suppose my Grandma was a bit of a goer in her time (may i add all to the same man, my Grandfather but he sadly passed away 10 years ago). What ever floats your boat lol, as so many keep saying age is just a number, good luck but i do believe there may be a strong possibility that you may have been watching to much of the British comedy 'Little Britain'. x
2006-09-05 21:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by odette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I join you? I'm not 74 but I could give the Murray Mints a go....
2006-09-05 23:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by LRolly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try taking her out for a meal (dont forget her teeth),tell her how you feel (you perve),dont just ask her outright for a threesome with Ethel (the shock could kill her),build up to it gently. as for "lubing up" try persil washing up liquid (lemonfresh),i swear by it.let me know how you get on,ps.do they still make murray mints? pps.i love little britain!
2006-09-05 21:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by ady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop watching little Britain!! Next you'll be saying about her having an older sister!!
2006-09-05 22:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u really fancy old folks do u ???? u shd just b a nice guy n take granny out 4 a cuppa o.k.
2006-09-05 21:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a therapist ASAP
2006-09-05 22:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♀ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if i was 74 and some young guy asked me id probably feel flattered... maybe
2006-09-05 22:27:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for It ! its your only chance !
well seriosly take the knowing of an older woman as the score you sing by !
it works for me
2006-09-05 21:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u a friend???
then act like ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
date people ur own age
everytime u visit her there will be tension
she'll b thinkin I slept 3 way with that boy
things will never be the same
2006-09-06 15:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋