most creative wins, no dirty stuff.
2006-09-05 14:12:18 · 10 answers · asked by clueless 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one is not hard.
my attempt:
Dick doesn't like women so he feels nothing when he sees a pussie.
see, not dirty
2006-09-05 14:18:03 · update #1
dick is made for pussie
2006-09-06 11:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
My good friend Dick met a girl at the club named PUSSIE!!!!
2006-09-05 14:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick had to run to the pet store because he ran over his wife's pussie.
2006-09-05 14:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by bandido 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah right...you want us to use dick and pussie and not be dirty...ok......Dick, I cant make a sentence using these words without being dirty, you pussie!!
2006-09-05 14:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by cherrygurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick was laughing up a storm with his daughter Jane...but that stopped when his neighbor ran out and shook her fist at him yelling, "HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT! YOU RAN OVER MY PRECIOUS PUSSIE!"
2006-09-05 14:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dick pated his pet pussie
2006-09-05 16:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a dick and dont like pussy
2006-09-05 14:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick called to his little kitten, "Please come here, Ms. Pussie".
2006-09-06 04:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHH YEA REPORTED!
2006-09-05 14:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by always_happy_2_c_you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ... no dirty stuff ... funny!
2006-09-05 14:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋