I'm 6'2 and work with a 'vertically challenged' female. I think she's coming on to me. My friends reckon I could rest my pint on her head in the pub. Does anyone think it's wrong to go out with an oompah loompah?
2006-09-05 13:42:59 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
not at all - lifes too short...
2006-09-05 13:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by phil d 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No it is not wrong but what is wrong is to call smaller people midgets think about how you would feel if you were under average hight you rotten begger. Oh and oompah loompah is more than wrong although oompah loompahs are cute. Go for it who cares what your mates think they are not dateing this young lady that would be your job if you like her. x
2006-09-05 14:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by the strange one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing that is wrong is to call a little person an oompah loompah. You are an a$$hole.
2006-09-05 13:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by Christinamk227 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be calling anyone an 'oompah loompah.' How low can you get!
2006-09-05 14:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie Wonka says yes it is ok to date a oompah loompah.
2006-09-05 13:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by 38C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay with your attitude and the attitude of your friends, yes it would be wrong to date her. First they don't like to be called midgets. If you had a better attitude maybe then it wouldn't be so bad, but your attitude is disrespectfult to say the least.
2006-09-05 13:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by mom of girls 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Does anyone think it's wrong to go out with an oompah loompah? "
ask her...
2006-09-05 13:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by mohawk171 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend got hit on by a midget in a pub one night. She turned him down and later heard him telling his pal that he couldn't believe HE'd been turned down by someone so beneath his standards!!! It took her a while for her pride to recover from that one.
2006-09-05 14:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by Friz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were watching the Little People/Big World show on A&E last night, I was thinking she could bounce up and down on my c o c k without even touching anything, I think you should hang her by a tree and bang her.
Thanks for the laugh tonight.
2006-09-05 13:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by got_shots 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you need to come here and ask for permission to date a midget,you probably should not go out with her.
2006-09-05 13:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well cutting a long story short. Xmas would be cheaper as u could but smaller clothes.
2006-09-05 13:46:32 · answer #11 · answered by Dave N 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋