This homeless guy walks into a bar and says,
"Gimme whiskey."
The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money
first."
"I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of
whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart
Dixie!"
The bartender had never seen someone fart any
kind of song, so he agrees. The homeless guy
drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers
up on stage and the audience starts applauding.
Then he drops his pants and the audience starts
cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to ****
all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted
and leaves.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna
fart Dixie! Not **** all over my stage!"
The guy replies, "Hey! Even Bob Dylan has to
clear his throat before he sings!"
2006-09-05 13:27:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll have to use that one.
Guy walks into a doctors office...
"So, what are you here for today?"
"Well Doc, I've got silent gas. I just, I don't know what to do. It happens all the time."
Silent Gas? The doctor looks puzzled. "Could you tell me more abo--"
"Oh, wait, there's another one," interrupts the man. "See? I can't do anything without this darned silent gas. What can you do for me, doc?"
"Well, the first thing we're going to do is get you a hearing test."
Ahh, toilet humor.
2006-09-05 13:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dustin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his “manhood” into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn’t remove the instrument from his ‘member.’ He read the manual but didn’t find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow’s udder?” “Don’t worry,” replied the customer service rep, “The machine will release automatically once it’s collected two gallons…
2006-09-06 02:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely disgusting! I love it!
2006-09-05 13:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by Its Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just nastier than nasty, but still made me laugh!
2006-09-05 13:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-09-05 13:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!
2006-09-05 13:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
KIND OF DISGUSTING AND LOW NOT FUNNY SORRY I READ IT OK
2006-09-05 13:30:04 · answer #7 · answered by flowerspirit2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww ewww lol
2006-09-05 14:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,in a sick way.
2006-09-05 13:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-05 13:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by SAMUEL O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋