Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
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>>manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
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>>warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
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>>containers:
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>>
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>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
>>the
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>>hell happened to your bra and panties.
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>>
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
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>>whispering when you are not.
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>>
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>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
>>like a
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>>retard.
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>>
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>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
>>friends
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>>over and over again that you love them.
>>
>>
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
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>>sing.
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>>
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>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
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>>ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
>>
>>morning.
>>
>>
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
>>
>>logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
>>spitting.
>>
>>
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
>>you
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>>are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>>
>>
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
>>are
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>>laughing WITH you.
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>>
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>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>>
>>
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>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
>>getting
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>>your *** kicked.
>>
>>
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>
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>>WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe
>>
>>real gud.
2006-09-05 13:27:08 · 2 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles