You write the dialogue. Be as brief or as verbose as you want.
2006-09-05 13:21:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Genesis 3:8-12 (NIV) I do not have the time write. just read it in the bible.
2006-09-05 13:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God: Hi adam, you want to play a game?
Adam: Sure, what is it?
God: I created something, something new
Adam: I'm starting to be curious
God: If you want to play, you must decide right now
Adam: wow this is intense
God, I built this environment you can explore and learn about it
Adam: sounds like a blast, new is good
God: the catch is, you have to forget where you came from and can only experience the world via the "5 sense" and thought(imagination)
Adam: I don't know
God: but...
Adam.....go on
God, we will give you a watered down version of a measurement device to control your intentions called a brain
Adam: how does this work
God. We will split the brain into 2 halves, one half measures this world, the other measures the world of knowledge and imagination
Adam, what a relief
God: you still wanna play?
Adam: heck ya
God: now focus on this body here, it isn't much, but later on I'll send help
adam: help?
god: yes help, there will be times where we will allow you to measure more of the imaginary world and your genetic structure will have to change
adam...I don't follow?
god: don't worry, if you are up to it, it's time to go.....BUT if you want...you can give it a try before the agreement, so you will have an idea of what you will be experiencing
Adam...good idea
god, how about this, you can go with another friend of ours
adam: another good idea, I love group activities
god: here she is, ...go you two and tell me all about it when you get back....If you get back..haha...just kidding...
adam: I think I understand what you mean, this is my chance to create and learn how you create
god: your a bright kid adam.....now....when you decide you want to fully be aware of this environment, all you have to do is consume some of it's physical energy substances, but don't worry...I'm sure you will figure out what I mean...I sent helpers that provoke curiosity for you to learn
Adam & eve....so long and thanks for this wonderful learning experience
2006-09-05 20:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Corey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't find one.
Genesis 3:18
And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him
Adam first words in the bible was in Genesis 3:23
And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
2006-09-05 20:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem much too happy my son.. Why yes God, I am Happy, Thank You.. I have just figured out a way to make a special drink using fermented fruit, Life is so great my friend and master God... God saw what he had done and was Pleased... Mrs God came home and saw her husband napping on the couch.. She looked down upon adam and saw the pleasure Adam had found.. She thought him much too happy... When He fell asleep also, Mrs God removed adams rib and molded him a wife.. The rest is History... It has always been the woman.
2006-09-05 20:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
God: Adam.....wussup?!
Adam: You know, you'r God
God: You are a very wise @$$, for this I will give you women:
Adam: what the hell are you doing to me God?
God: I am makeing woman outta one of your ribs
Adam: OK, you go boy
God: Whoomp, darrit iz!
Adam: Crankies she's hot! Thank you!
God: You think she's great now....but just wait untill she starts talking
Adam: why God, what do you mean?
Eve: (says something stupid)
Adam: Oh, I see what you mean Lord! Thanks Alot
God: Let's get it on!!
2006-09-05 20:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God: Adam, doth ye know where thou art and what thou hast done?
Adam: Yes, i have sinned against the
2006-09-05 20:25:48 · answer #6 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God: Adam, you have apple on your breath.
Adam: Uhhh. No I don't.
God: Yes you do. I can smell it from here.
Adam: Uhhh...she did it (pointing to Eve)!
Eve (to Adam): Oh, you dirty little...
God: Now now, stop your bickering. For your punishment you are now husband and wife and will live in torment for the rest of your lives.
Adam: Oh great, there goes all my fun.
Eve: C'mon, hubby. Time to shop for baby booties.
Adam: Oy vey.
2006-09-05 20:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
adam did u eat an apple after I told u not to,(adam) the woman you gave me ,gave it to me!
2006-09-05 20:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by curious one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is one between Job and God written by Stephen King.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
2006-09-05 20:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
ADAM- WOW! So that's what a woman looks like!
GOD- Yeahhh ain't it great?
2006-09-05 20:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋