Why can't my wife accept my girlfriend?

Question

My wife came home from work drunk yesterday, I was there with my girlfriend wilma and she burst in all mad. I told her to calm down and then wilma jumped out the back window of the trailor. while she was running she got her foot snagged in one of my wifes bear traps. I had to go get her out of it. I dont know why my wife keeps bear traps outside, she said somthing about her pet possum stinky, but i dont care.

So how to I get my wife to accept that wilma is apart of our lives. My wife is pregnant again, and so is wilma, but i think wilma will make better mother. I would rather be with wilma anyhow. So what do i do to keep my wife from flying into a rage and trying to hurt her? Shes already started trash talkin her at Walmart, where they are both employees. Wilma works in the gardening section but my wife is just a janitor. Wilma just bought me a computer, so its obvious she cares about me more then my wife does.

Answer 1

This IS a joke, right?

Answer 2

Wow, she's in the gardening section, dump your old lady and you can go off the dumpster diet and become a vagatieran, like the gardener!

Answer 3

I think Jerry Springer can help you out

Answer 4

Your questions are not clever, funny, or thought-provoking.
Does your mom know you're using her computer again?

Answer 5

Boy, you just don't know how to handle women.

Answer 6

get rid of one of them.

Answer 7

personally, i think that this is a buncha crap

Answer 8

I am with you homie!!

Answer 9

LOL

Answer 10

Duh!