5 presidents are on a plane
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush.
George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then John Adams says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.
2006-09-05 12:14:56 · 72 answers · asked by :) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ive heard that one...
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2006-09-05 12:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-05 18:51:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋