A man keeps begging the tailor to give him a job selling suits. Finally, the tailor tells him that if he can sell his ugliest green suit, that has been on the rack for years, he can have the job.
Two hours later, the new guy calls in for his next assignment. The tailor rushes over to see how this fellow sold the suit. Upon arrival, he sees his new salesman bleeding and scratched, with his clothes ripped to shreds.
"The job is yours!" the tailor says. "But it looks like your client got the best of you."
"Oh, no," the man replies. "This isn't from the man who bought the suit."
"This is from his seeing eye dog!"
2006-09-05 11:55:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay. I had to read it twice to get it. The guy that wanted the job selling suits had to sell the ugliest green suit in order to keep the job there. He ended up selling the ugliest green suit to a blind man, and the reason he's all scrached up and bleeding is because the dog was jumping all over the guy. Get it now?
2006-09-05 11:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THE GUY WHO BOUGHT THE SUIT WAS BLIND.THE DOG GOT MAD AT THE GUY WHO SOLD HIM THE SUIT CAUSE HE DID NOT WANT HIS OWNER TO BUY THE SUIT.SO HE TACKLED HIM.THE MAN COULD NOT SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON THOUGH.THE TAILOR THOUGHT THE BLIND GUY DID THAT TO HIM BUT IT WAS THE DOG.THEN THE GUY WHO WANTS TO BE A TAILOR SAID"THIS IS FROM HIS SEEING EYE DOG!"SO IN MOTHER WORDS:IT WAS ALL ONE BIG MISTAKE!
2006-09-05 19:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the man who bought the suit was blind. the salesman tried to trick the blind man by telling him it looked good, and the dog bit the salesman because of it.
2006-09-05 19:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by Brittney 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man sold it to a blind guy who obviously cant see how ugly it was. But his dog could and so the dog got mad.
2006-09-05 18:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by sunkissedsnowflake 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The guy was blind, that's the only reason he bought the suit. I don't get why the dog attacked him though ,because dogs don't see in color.
2006-09-05 18:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by Abi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhh........... The man was blind so he didn't know that the suit was so ugly.The seeing eye dog didn't want the owner to get the ugly suit.
2006-09-05 19:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Help_hiho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. This is an old joke. I haven't heard it in a long time.
2006-09-06 16:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke :)
2006-09-05 18:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋