im stuck in the house, no car available, no water, no food, im basically starving here, no food watsoever, unless u want to call my couch food. i have no money, none!...do i have to starve for today?...how can i get sumtin to eat?...the nearest food place is 3 miles away.....
2006-09-05 11:19:05 · 17 answers · asked by T.oOver 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
lol, funny comments, imma eat my foot, sounds pretty good, who knows, might taste like fruit by the foot! ;-)
2006-09-05 11:26:59 · update #1
no car, no grass, just dirt, no neighbors, i live in the middle of basically nowhere, 3 miles aways is the nearest liquor store, its 98degrees, no a/c NOOTHing!...im dyin here. lol, imma die on my laptop.
2006-09-05 11:30:22 · update #2
and NO lookin at my Past history Questions or else!
2006-09-05 11:31:13 · update #3
i got legs, but no energy to walk to store! and like i said, dont look at my HIstory of questions, u damn mofos'!
2006-09-05 11:37:04 · update #4
Search your couch for some change. Grab a water bottle and let your legs walk you the 3 miles to a store. You can buy a can of Chef Boyardee with the change from the sofa.
Oh,and sell the computer...that should feed you for a while.
2006-09-05 11:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
panhandle for money and go to the salvation army. And how EXACTLY are you stuck to your house?? all I picture is that your glued to your wall in a completly emtpy house with a couch and computer??? you don't even have a can of kidney beans lying around?? ah well... rob from your neighbors.
2006-09-05 18:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ღαмαиdα♥ღ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eat some grass. or sell your couch for some money to get some food. or build a campfire and spear a fish and have a cookout. haven't you ever watched survivor?
2006-09-05 18:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by *~HoNeYBeE~* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell the couch.
2006-09-05 18:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go dig a hole in the dirt sooner or later you will hit water, they also say grass is good for ya. it's better than starving to death. unless, you just wanna starve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-09 13:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by crazy2have3kids 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go out to the garden and find something to eat there.
2006-09-06 02:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat your clothes and if u don't have clothes on, eat your hair, and if u don't have hair, eat your nails and if u don't have nails don't eat, then just die.
2006-09-05 18:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job
2006-09-05 18:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by erer e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a cookie.
2006-09-05 18:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start walking, it is good exercise.
2006-09-05 18:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋