2006-09-05 11:13:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Air Travel
if you put the machine on a 20 story building, the blood would splatter downward at 10 meters per second square...the rate of gravity...but I am a big guy....about 230 pounds of fat, muscle and bone...and might clog your machine...what then? You need to find a human blender....email me so I can use this as an option to spare my family the expense of cremation or burial....you might have a whole new industry to exploit.
Instead of "spreading Uncle Brock's ashes, or going to Uncle Brock's funeral" you might spray cousin Jim Bob's 1959 VW with Uncle Brock's paint! Cars could become collectors if painted with the right persons paint or blood!
Brock Maclean
Vancouver, canada.
2006-09-05 11:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by cbmaclean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really think you'd care if you just jumped into a tree shredder?? In any event, in order to determine such an outcome you would have to take a number of variables into consideration ... i.e. the power of the shredder, which direction the wind was blowing, et cetera.
2006-09-05 18:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 to 5 ft
2006-09-05 18:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by don l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno, why don't u ask this poor guy:
MOUNT PLEASANT - A Kenosha man is dead after getting sucked into a wood chipper.
Thirty-year-old Jeremiah Sanders, the owner of J's Quality Tree Service, was killed Tuesday at a home he was working at in Pleasant Prairie.
Sanders got caught in the chipper after using his foot to free a log that had gotten jammed.
Sanders' nephew, Adam Sanders heard his uncle's cries for help. "I had to hear him say help me, help me, come and help me and the sounds of him being chipped up."
Sanders' co-workers desperately tried to stop the chipper and even put it in reverse, but it didn't work.
"As I was trying to hit the reverse I looked down and he (Sanders) was up to his ribs and I turned around, I couldn't watch and listen no more, I had to get out of there," Adam said.
"It seemed like forever but the chipping experience I have to say it probably took about 7 seconds and it had to be the worse way to die."
A tearful James Bennett saw the terrible accident happen on his property in Pleasant Prairie.
"All of sudden he started going in and I started yelling, 'Stop the machine, stop the machine!' They couldn't hear me. He just went right in and then I came running up to tell my wife."
Jeremiah Sanders had two daughters and a baby on the way.
The Sander' family has set up a fund for his children at the First Banking Center in Kenosha. To help out call 262-657-9110.
"He was a good hearted brother and he always helped people out," says William Sanders, Jeremiah's brother.
OSHA is investigating why the reverse bar on the wood chipper did not work.
Poor Guy my heart goes out to his family.
2006-09-05 22:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Daughtry-luver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually they tend to jam on warm bodies,at least domestic ones do.
However if you freeze the body in joints,and then feed it through you get a very good result
About a ten foot spray
2006-09-05 18:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Approximately 50x100 feet about the same as tree chips
2006-09-05 18:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by yankeecowboy10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not far, if at all. Material would absorb it and blade speed is high. Even more so if you got sucked into a jet engine. Which one ya gonna use? May I assist?
2006-09-05 18:15:53 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very far - I bet you'd get stuck since bone is actually pretty strong, it would just mutilate the part that went in and then get stuck and stop
2006-09-05 18:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by ĵōē¥ → đ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you just jumped in, then not very far. But if you used a trampoline to springboard yourself into oblivion, then WOW! 200yds?
2006-09-05 18:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
16 feet
2006-09-05 18:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by patricia c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋