Burglars, "Un-expected Guests/ borrowers".
Rapists, " non-approved sex partners"
Muggers, "unauthorized tax collectors"
Add your own, the best will get 10 points...
2006-09-05 10:53:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Yours are pretty good, I'll add some to the list.
Murderers: "Euthanasia Technicians"
Drug Pushers: "Equal Opportunity Pharmaceutical Vendors"
Embezzelers: "Creative Self-Financiers"
Abortionists: "Choice-Care Providers"
Terrorists: "Compulsary Missionaries"
Liberals: "Income Redistributors"
2006-09-05 11:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by OzobTheMerciless 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Burglars: Unexpected house guests that come looking for a better home for themselves, their pregnant girlfriends that got pregnant because of faulty protection (It's not THEIR fault), and their oopsie-baby children.......It's aaaaaalllll for their families and the children. The victims are the greedy people that won't give people a chance to better themselves.
Rapists: Unexpected body guests that like to share their fashion styles of ripped clothes and their dance style of the "Horizontal Argentine Tango". The victims are the selfish and ignorant people that don't want to learn something new.
Muggers: Victims of society with upsetting childhood memories and little or no education.(Due to the fact that the government isn't doing enough to get them to school, to get them school supplies, etc. The government is also not doing enough to pay for their mothers- who need them to collect money and/or items to sell so that they can buy food.) The victims are the selfish people that won't let them live the way they were raised and that won't give them the money they need to live on.
Illegal immigrants: Unexpected guests that show up looking for a better life for themselves and their family. All of the uncommon acts they commit, all of the "oopsie-babies" they make, all of the forms of happy-flowers they inhale, etc. are the results of the ways that they are used to living in Mexico- We should embrace these forms of culture as a way of embracing diversity.
2006-09-05 12:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yaaa.. Your Onto Something
Day Worker = Unaffiliated applicant
for private-sector funding
Homeless Man = Urban Outdoorsman
Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
Unemployed = Involuntarily leisured
Crime Rate = street activity index
Alcoholic = Anti-Sobriety Activist
Prostitute - sex therapy provider
Poor = monetarily challenged
Gang = Youth Group
Politically Correct = Stupid
Stupid - intellectually impaired
Liberals Are Full of Crapp = fecally plenary
2006-09-05 11:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh, no, illegal aliens are not called "immigrants" - they're called "undocumented workers". I just roll on the floor laughing at the Soviet-style phraseology the so-called "liberals" come up. People of Color, indeed - what was wrong with Colored People!?! :-))
Let's see:
Burglars: "Building Entry Specialists"
Rapists: "Sex Combat Trainers" (I like yours better.)
Muggers: "Local Tax Collectors" (I like your idea but I think 'Unauthorized' will be perceived as too negative! ;-) )
This was fun - there should be more like it on this "forum" as most of the "questions" are pretty inane.
2006-09-05 11:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Walter Ridgeley 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ROTF@politically correct euphemisms
Muggers: Self-help loan recipients
Rapists: Free-lance sex therapists
Burglars: Property appropriation technicians
2006-09-05 11:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by gokart121 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I really tried, nothing sounded as good as yours..thanks for the chance to earn 10 points though.
2006-09-05 13:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hambugers=soy protein
2006-09-05 10:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Victims.
You KNOW that you dressed to skimpy, carried to much cash and looked too wimpy for your own good. You DESERVED what they did to you.
Of course, where I lived these folks are all called "Future Darwin Award Winners" . LIke 80% of households are amred here.
2006-09-05 10:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cabhammer 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ROTFL.....
ok, I'll take a stab at it.
murderers--"unlicensed euthanasia practitioners"
prison escapees--"non-sanctioned freedom seekers"
income tax cheaters--"unendorsed IRS discount recipients"
domestic abusers--"non-commissioned household enforcers"
2006-09-05 11:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burglars: "Anonymous permanent borrowers"
Rapists: "Pro-active intercourse initiators"
Muggers: "Overly-aggressive charity collectors"
Murderers: "Premature undertakers"
Vandal: "Pro-bono exterior decorators"
Flashers: "Freelance sex-ed models"
Prostitutes: "Business-minded socialites"
Shoplifter: "Capitalistically challenged"
2006-09-05 11:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋