2006-09-05 10:37:22 · 39 answers · asked by JesusH.Christ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nothing... we are all pretty smart...
2006-09-05 10:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by faithfulbibleman 2 · 1⤊ 13⤋
There are too many statements to consider, but I think the most ridiculous was about the rapture, when the graves are supposedly going to open up and the skeletal remains will go up to heaven, followed by the believers who are alive.
When I asked a believer about HOW this would be done (considering how people would go through walls, ceilings, etc., and thinning oxygen levels in the atmosphere, and cold temperatures), I was told that Jesus will send UFOs to Earth and collect everybody.
Uh-huh. Now, how much money do I have to give as a down payment for the Statue of Liberty?
2006-09-05 10:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by LaRue 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can't settle on one thing sorry.
"Take a hard look at the Grand Canyon. Try to explain that through evolution." - Freddie Cash, net.fundie.idiot
"There have been triple blind studies and plants that hear about God grow a better crop" Timothy Sutter, net.fundie.idiot
"Your talking breathing living is supernatural" - Hovinder (guy i debated)
..Death for someone who believes in god is not a punishment. Death is just a glorification it means going to heaven, it means leaving this Earth. Its not the end all be all of life it's not a bad thing necessarily. - Jason Gastrich (Christian Apologist) When questioned of the god of the bible ordering stonings of sabbath breakers.
The earth is only 6,000 years old. Evolution is a lie. The bible is infallible. Man i could just go on forever...
2006-09-05 10:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by AiW 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe it might have been, "why are all these non-believer's obsessed with what we believe and what we say"
I consider this quite stupid because he knew the answer
which is: the only people more bizarre than bible thumpers are anti-bible-thumpers whose ideology is even more narrowminded, more obsessive, and less comprehensible than the thumpers themselves
both sides of religious arguing mystify me completely
both ideologies seem reasonable given certain different premises, but the argument and emnity (such as exhibited by this question, as well as similar things by the thumpers) is beyond comprehension
2006-09-05 10:47:21 · answer #4 · answered by enginerd 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"God doesn't do that anymore."
"How am I an Idolater by calling the Bible the Word of God?"
(Read John 1:1-5)
"I'm not self righteous because I live for Jesus and you live for Satan."
"I am Christ's humble servant and you will find no other so humble."
"Why do you go out every morning to pray to the sun; don't you know that God can not be worshiped by the things of man? When I want to talk to the Lord I turn to the Holy Bible."
2006-09-05 10:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Shazaaye Puebla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this doesn't answer your question but,-------
Are there really any Bible thumpers around?
Most pick and chose from the Bible what they believe.
2006-09-05 11:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a revival years ago in a small country church I heard a preacher make the following statement in the midst of a message which had no relevance to this statement whatsoever: "They never had it so good. We brought them over here from swinging in trees and eating bananas!" And he wasn't talking about monkeys or apes. Needless to say I never attended that church again.
2006-09-05 10:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by MrDan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Have you found Jesus?"
My response..."I didn't know he was f-ing lost."
I'm not like that anymore. I used to frequent a part of town with a lot of clubs and bars and the "thumpers" where out there trying to "save" everyone and after having been asked this question about a dozen times in one night I got a little irritated.
2006-09-05 10:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by PaganPoetess 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
When asked why the book of Enoch was left out of the christian bible, being Enoch was quoted by Jesus. The reply was, "Because he was a lier". Realy convincing there!
2006-09-05 18:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Wolfsbane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God hates blacks and people from the middle east thats why they are poor and thier countries are in such bad conditions. That was his response to the question, Why does God allow people from africa to suffer through poverty...And its pretty funny cuz Jesus was born in the middle east..supposedly.
2006-09-05 10:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaur fossils were planted by Satan. Wake up and smell the coffee Christers
2006-09-05 10:47:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋