2006-09-05 10:13:38 · 16 answers · asked by sunistao 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
then you would have a gallon of fecal matter on your porch?
what's up with that? if it was open it may smell a bit and draw some flies, but eventually it would dry out and then you would have slightly less than a gallon of dry fecal matter on your porch and not so much smell and flies.
2006-09-05 12:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by CWB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something amazing will happen.... 1 gallon of fecal matter will turn into a million or so flies
2006-09-05 14:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by eric g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will grow to a fecal tree and perfume the neighborhood.
2006-09-05 10:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the middle of the night the fecal fairy will come and swill it down. Then it will leave you a present.
2006-09-05 10:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Aces N 8's 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would not receive any visitors at your house. At least not by means of the porch.
2006-09-05 10:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by legendofthew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These SOB nosy tattle tellin' police callin' neighbors of mines would call the city on me and take pictures of it to prove their story. God, I hate my neighbors, dislike, no, I really do hate them.
2006-09-05 11:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your neighborhood would offer to let you use their bathroom to stop you from crapping on their porch.
2006-09-05 10:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could get rid of all the mormons and salesmen and other soliciters who come to your door
2006-09-05 10:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eventually, you would have a bunch of crap to clean up.
2006-09-05 10:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by bvinjc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't have very many house guests.
2006-09-05 10:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋