I don't understand, my dog can drop a two pound loaf and just two kicks of his feet, and he is done. I drop a load, and I get shiite all over my butthole, and am wiping for like ten minutes. The dogs butthole is clean as a whistle? I'm not suggesting we give my dog the white glove cleanliness test, but when I get done pinching off a deuce, my anus and all affected areas look like a Jackson Pollack painting. How can dogs shiite so efficiently?
2006-09-05 10:03:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
they have built in mist spray, wipes, powder.
2006-09-05 10:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hasn't your dog ever used your carpet for toilet paper?
Seriously, most healthy animals have feces that are a bit drier than us humans who eat all sorts of things we shouldn't. Also, if you shat in the same positin as the dog, you would probably need less paper!
2006-09-05 10:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by moonwalkerblueeyedwolf 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They eat drier foods. Ever had a really dry poop where you didn't have to wipe? Plus, their butt cheeks don't touch like ours do. Since ours do, most of what we wipe off is actually on our butt cheeks, not on our butt hole.
It would be like pooping with your butt cheeks completely spread apart as far as you can get them, PLUS, having fairly dry pooh.
2006-09-05 10:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by rod_j_clifton 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Muscle control along with the way they crouch down in order to eliminate.
2006-09-05 12:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by cloverivy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because they take one close to the ground and they open their butts wide and as they move they are wiping themselves clean. So just think about it and if you want to try it then do so...and let us know......
2006-09-05 10:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe tell God you want to be a dog, or research dog anatomy. So very sorry you have those issues. Talk to your dog and ask him what his secret is.
2006-09-05 10:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by yeppers 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Its animal way of doing this
2006-09-05 10:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by johnny C 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
probably b/c they don't have butt cheeks like we do.
2006-09-05 10:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋