2006-09-05 09:38:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Finally - maybe he will leave me alone now....throw rocks at him, he really hates that ;-)
Thanks for the laugh...
2006-09-05 09:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Their is no evil monkey in your closet,the reason I can say that with certainty is because monkeys are animals,and animals do not have the concept of good or evil.It is far more likely that you are suffering from a deep seated need for attention and that is why you are writing a question such as this.I hope it filled whatever void you had inside you.And gave you a few laughs as well.If you truly believe their is an evil monkey in your closet,then you need to call the following people for help.
1.)Animal control
2.) A mental health professional
3.)A Priest,Minister or Rabi
2006-09-05 16:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's not evil, he's just upset over so-called Intelligent Design being taught in place of science in schools.
That makes my monkey sad, too.
2006-09-05 16:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He wants to get on your back. Slap the monkey, play with your monkey. Your monkey loves you.
2006-09-05 16:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by rab2344 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's just the boy next door. Spank the monkey and send him on his way.
2006-09-05 17:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by Tim D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go tell that evil monkey to go pick some cotton.
2006-09-05 16:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nothing he's just monkeying around.
2006-09-05 16:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by MAdMoNKEY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your brain on a platter (atleast that's what the one in my closet wants...he's really a little crazy...)
2006-09-05 16:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by xcrimsonxphoenixofxhellx 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is he the one from Family Guy? He freaks me out
2006-09-05 16:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He wants you to get some professional help and release him!
2006-09-05 16:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by tina m 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He wants you to go back on your meds.
2006-09-05 16:43:36 · answer #11 · answered by ktjokt 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋