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He should have been sent down for practising without a licence.

2006-09-05 09:36:17 · 21 answers · asked by the last ninja 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

McUlasso: I can spell. You obviously don't know English.

To attempt to do something to learn how to do it is to: practice
To habitually do something as in a profession is to: practise

Learn your own language or consult a dictionary before calling other people idiots. :-P

2006-09-05 09:43:05 · update #1

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Jesus attended the University of Cairo. Actually, he was Cairo-practor.

2006-09-05 09:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Actually, you didnt need a license in those days.

But, he got his authority from God himself - otherwise he would have been unable to do so.

And, he was "sent down" by the Jewish religious leaders who had him turned over to the Romans for execution, but not for his curing of people's illnesses.

The Romans executed him as a traitor against the Roman Empire, since he was "King of the Jews" (the sign nailed over his head said this), even though the religious leaders claimed that they had no king but Caesar, denying God as thier king. They were all mistaken as to what Jesus' Kingdom really meant.

2006-09-05 16:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by grammy_of_twins_plus two 3 · 0 0

Try this. Tomorrow morning as you wake up and while you prepare yourself to do whatever it is you want to do, think of a better reason why you should not be doing what you normally do everyday. Tell yourself you are so sick (not just lazy to do it) and do your best effort to make it happen.
The next day, think of yourself with all the vigor and enthusiasm to do happily what you regularly do. Say to yourself I am well, healthy and strong.
Whenever Jesus heals, he always says, "GO, YOUR FAITH HAS HEALED YOU." Now, with those words, who needs the license?

2006-09-05 16:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0 0

he holds an SND (super natural doctor) from the Advanced Psychic Healing Institute for Gifted Saviors

2006-09-05 16:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 1 0

Harvard Medical School. Really nice program.

2006-09-05 16:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 0 0

Jesus didn't need a medical degree, because He is the Son of God, who created everything. Because everything was created by God Jesus was able to heal people.

2006-09-05 16:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by senior232003 1 · 2 1

listen here NINJA....JESUS is the only one with great power to heal the sick and do anything else he wants. Just read the bible.

Your obviously still learning to be a Christian!

2006-09-05 16:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

During that time, there were all kinds of "healers"...I seriously doubt any were required to have particular certification or a license...

...but then, knowing the Romans, I could be wrong...

2006-09-05 16:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 1 0

Actually, he was chastised for healing on the Sabbath.

2006-09-05 16:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Tim 6 · 1 0

Probably got it from the USA. They've been selling them for years!

Buy one, get one free!

2006-09-05 16:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by copperyclover 3 · 0 0

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