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I think these athiests and agnostics need a good Christian azz-whoopin to put them in their place so that they can be receptive to the word of God! You people with me?

2006-09-05 09:11:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Hmmm, like to see you try, an inferior bar brawler such as yourself is no match for a well-trained martial artist like me. Bring it on.

2006-09-05 09:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Helen Boucher 1 · 2 0

Abuse only makes people receptive to pain. If Christians went out and did what you're asking for, it would be more reviled than Islam is in the bible belt.

You see why people think Christians are hypocrates: "I think these athiests and agnostics need a good Christian azz-whoopin "

Jesus is not pleased.

2006-09-05 16:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Lotus Phoenix 6 · 2 0

You remind me of a bumper sticker that I saw many years ago. It read "Jesus is coming again and boy is he pissed".

Our pride and flesh would certainly like to open up a can o' whoopass on all those who we get tired of, it's not exactly what the Holy Spirit would have us do. In fact, it's choosing between having it our way and submitting to the Spirit that is the moment by moment choice the Christian faces.

Fortunately, we have the Spirit, the other helper, sent to us by Jesus to help us decide. We also have the Bible to give us guide lines as to how our behavior and attitudes might be. We do still have to choose.

More the point of your statement:


Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay,"says the Lord. (Romans 12:19 (New International Version))

Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you (Ephesians 4:32 (New International Version))

The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds.(2 Corinthians 10:4 (New International Version))

Whether anyone believes Jesus is not up to us to accomplish. Rather all we may do is to proclaim the gospel about Jesus and what He has done for us. It' up to Jesus, through the Holy Spirit to change and soften hearts.

Patience, Brother, patience.

2006-09-05 16:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce 3 · 0 0

nope. haven't you heard. i'm an athiest and i work with the devil. you know, it's people like you that made me an athiest. and yes, i'll laugh when all the athiest are thrown into hell. we work with the devil, remember? oh. and i'll be sure to say hi to Bush for you.
"praise jesus and bush" please. get a life. if you have to be here trying to convert people on some dumb blog, then i guess your god didn't do such a good job with your life, now did he?
now, why don't you go suck on a bible and leave us athiests alone.

2006-09-05 22:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bring it on. Remember, there are a lot more non-Christians in the world than there are Christians. Do you plan on beating on the Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists too? Not to mention any other non-Christian religions that are out there. You'll get your butt toasted. I am not an atheist nor am I a Christian. I do not approve of those tactics and I will fight to the death to protect my fellow creatures' right to worship who they please, when they please or worship no one at all.

2006-09-06 08:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mykl 3 · 0 0

"We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may."
- the 11th Article of Faith

I'm Mormon, and that's what I believe. It really tends to work, and I suggest you try it. It's far better than beating people down with a Bible, like it seems you're suggesting...

2006-09-05 16:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by The Magnificent E 1 · 1 0

I think you Christians need a hit on the head to undo a life time of brainwashing.



BTW, it's not very Christian of you to act so violently towards your fellow man.

2006-09-05 16:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

George Bush!!!! He has caused the whole world to hate us as he thinks he is the chosen of G-d to carry his brand of government and Evangelical Christianity to the world.

I think you should find yourself another idol.

2006-09-05 16:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Shossi 6 · 1 0

Now, that's exactly what Jesus would do, isn't it? Note how he beat the crap out of the Romans.

I think Jesus had a better handle on "the word of God" than you do. Fer sure, Dude!

2006-09-05 16:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Monica M 2 · 4 0

I think that everyone needs an azz-shooping. But that answere belongs in another catergory I suppose, perhaps dateing.

2006-09-05 16:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by aiji.tenchijin 2 · 1 0

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