IM ME
2006-09-05 08:11:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well, it has to do with the Birds and the Bees, and Love in the Spring, and the Garden of Eden. See, when the Flying Spaghetti monster created the big pasta plate in the sky and the Stripper Factory, he told man and woman to love each other in 'that way.' So then the birds and the bees came out and made babies. In springtime. Then the babies were delivered to Adam and Eve on the summer solstice by a stork because they had completed several earth ceremonies, lit a wicker doll, burned scented bundles of herbs, danced naked slathered in the blood of innocents, and paid their income tax to the State of Nebraska. Then, they prayed.
That is what sex is. It's really hard to do it just right but you can talk to Adam and Eve on IM and they'll give you tips (esp. on the taxes part, that I-9 form is just crazy).
2006-09-05 08:16:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give the exact definition of Sex. The Answer is ME
2006-09-05 08:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by saruhanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chemistry+Physics+Biology=SEX
2006-09-05 08:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a book, that could explain the Birds & the Bees, without blushing!
2006-09-05 08:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the Encarta dictionary:
Either of the two reproductive categories, male or female, of animals and plants
And that's all she wrote!
2006-09-05 08:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penis shoved all the way up a vagina..then pull out and repeat as necessary
2006-09-05 08:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sex
2006-09-05 08:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
genital contact, esp. the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm; coitus; copulation.
2006-09-05 08:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by jugglaman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
venture forth and intercourse thyself
2006-09-05 08:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋