two missionaries in Africa were captured by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put then in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. as the water boiled and the water boiled and the heat grew more and more intense, one of the missionaries started to laugh hysterically.
the other missionary couldn’t believe it! he said, 'what’s wrong with you? we're being boiled alive! they’re gonna eat us! what could possibly be funny at a time like this?'
the other missionary said with a gleeful smile, ‘I just pissed in the soup!'
2006-09-05
07:34:06
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