IF God was feeling depressed what would you tell him???????? :)?

Question

Yesssssssssss this is a WHAT IF Q ( If you’re about to say he doesn’t feel depressed) other then that WOULD YOU tell him…:D

Answer 1

If God was feeling depressed, I would say
"Well...honey...welcome to the real world!"

Answer 2

I would say "hey look on the bright side, you did create the universe. There's not many people I know that can do that. How about I take you out for some pizza then karaoke? That always cheers me up."

Answer 3

I would tell Him that I was sorry for the part I had in making Him depressed by not always doing the best I could to live for Him & give Him the Honor & Glory that He so VERY MUCH DESERVES!!!!!!!

Answer 4

He'd get a hug, a kiss and an offer to play mini-golf. While we played, I'd listen while he vented. I'd bet alot a simple gesture of caring would help.

Answer 5

I'd tell Him not to dwell on how much we've let Him down, because some of us still have faith that He'll put it all back together some day the way it was originally intended.

Answer 6

there there, lets create and storm that will kill thousands and spread a new disease and sit back, eat divine pop corn and enjoy, I know that you might be bored since this is what you do for millenia now, but lets give it a try.

Answer 7

I will tell it to send a lightning bolt and knock down all the religiouys zealots who have been bothering it.

Answer 8

I'd tell him that today the hungry were fed, the naked were clothed, the thirsty were given drink, the sick were visited and the poor were helped.

Then I would tell Him that we did it in His Name.

Answer 9

It's not your fault. You should run some laps or get involved in an exercise program

Answer 10

i wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't depressed after creating the man (a pararsite with a brain) hehe