I'm sure THIS will filter through the churches in about a week and all Christians will accept it as truth in about 2
2006-09-05 05:21:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HEEEELLLLOOO My name in Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to DIE!
I pity the fools who flicked off Jebus and got a double bird in return.
2006-09-05 05:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if He did there would be in imprint of a six fingered hand on your face. go smell the roses and wonder why and how they got there. what i wonder is where do you think love is stored or grief, or you choosing not to believe and respect, or patience, or even how does one know for sure that all christians are wrong. how do we know anything. if you believe that because you cannot see God, and you want to poke fun at the very people who take time to pray for you and people who need offerings, then why do you choose to believe that your theory is right, you can't see your brain. i'm not a born again, or a baptist or jewish or muslim or buddist or any religion. i am and always want to be me, a "Christlike" person . trying to piece together some facts that always lead to the same thing, i've studied various ways of being and it all leads to one thing, you wouldn't know it, cause i am almost sure you don't study, you just ridicule, but here it is,,, LOVE IS ALL THERE IS...
2006-09-05 05:48:30 · answer #2 · answered by lee f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone has $12 in singles does that mean that they spend too much time in strip clubs?
2006-09-05 05:27:15 · answer #3 · answered by TKO 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And of course they will have known about it for 1000's of years already and it's even in the bible somewhere... (or it will be once they're done making the changes and getting it to print)
2006-09-05 05:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He had two middle fingers so he couold do the ultimate flip off, that's what got him in trouble.
2006-09-05 05:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have been visited by the Thumbs Up Fairy! Good Question! Thumbs Up!
2006-09-05 05:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh my god! then it was Jesus that killed Inigo's father in the Princess Bride movie!
2006-09-05 05:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by Queen of the Dachshunds 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and 4 on the right one?
is there a hidden message that i don't see or is it just plain stupid?
funny anyway : )
2006-09-05 05:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Zoster 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I THINK IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME MR WANNA BE T.....THE ONLY ONES THAT TEST GOD IS SATAN AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TRY A DIFFERENT WAY BECAUSE TRUE CHRISTIANS WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT BECAUSE SATAN IS A LIAR.
2006-09-05 05:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Mei 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i am sure it won't and u should have some respect to the prophet
2006-09-05 05:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by 8TGFE 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋