2006-09-05 04:54:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. He was crucified.
2006-09-05 04:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Reported
2006-09-05 12:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by Phil P 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no its not true... Jesus died by getting beaten, whipped and then having his hands and feet hammered into a cross and while he was up on the cross... he got stabbed with a spear. then a really long time after that he died
2006-09-05 12:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh...how cute! A geeky loser trying to combine three huge jokes into one question! Joke no. 1's mocking Jesus, who died on the cross for sinners, Joke no. 2's mocking Steve Irwin who dedicated his life to animals and Joke no. 3's mocking yourself as a Child of God. How funny! You could try a lot harder to get a good laugh!
I couldn't stop laughing because your life's the biggest joke...not your pathetic 3-in-1 joke question.
2006-09-05 12:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by citrusy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny man?
Child of [which] God?
Answer: John 8:44 (KJV)
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
2006-09-05 12:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Randolph 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you call yourself child of GOD then you ask a question mocking JESUS. Steve Irwin died from a stingray and to even mock that that is insensitive . i hope if and when someone dies in your family others dont mock it and make you feel bad
2006-09-05 12:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It amazes me how low one would stoop for a laugh..but the Lord always forgives us sinners, no matter how bad the sin....read your Bible and you won't need to ask this question, and actually...you might even be asking to be forgiven for it when you are done.
2006-09-05 11:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ok yeah dude you're awefully weird..... "Child of God" yeah wow to mock everyone. GOOD JOB
2006-09-05 12:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Leelee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a stupid question! the Croc Hunter is not Jesus, and this is not atall funny
2006-09-05 12:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The one who tries to make fun of others becomes a laughing stock.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
I cant do it .
2006-09-05 12:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by Eyedoc 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do you really consider your question funny?
On more than one level, it's rude,impertinent, and disrespectful.
2006-09-05 12:00:16 · answer #11 · answered by kids and cats 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋