I know I will! I will stand at Jesus's side and laugh at each atheist, liberil, muslim, abortionist, and every other heathen as they are cast into the lake of fire for all eternity!
2006-09-05 04:24:23 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're an asshole.
2006-09-05 04:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus laughs at sinners? Are you not a sinner yourself? We should be full of sorrow when anyone dies who does not know Christ. He died to provide a way for everyone, and when someone dies without Him in their life, His death becomes nothing. He would not have suffered as He did if His plan was to laugh at those hat go to hell. Also, 2 Peter 3: 9 says, "The Lord isn't slow about His promise to return, as some people think. No, He is being patient for your sake. He does not want any to persih, He wishes all to come to repentance." God's wish is for none to go to hell, and although some will God has done evrything He could to reach them. The only thing that He has not done was take away their free-will. They have to make the choice for themselves. What choice have you made?
2006-09-05 04:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by Dead 2 Self 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That has to be the stupidest thing I have read today. Jesus would not be laughing if this were true. Jesus would be sorrowful for he had failed to bring these souls to the love and light of his father. Good thing it isn't true. In the end we are not judged. No punishment and no reward just lessons learned. Any man that preaches hate in the name of Jesus never truly understood the message that he brought to the people. Spread love and light up the world.
Love & Light
Sharon
One Planet = One People
2006-09-05 05:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortnuately, you are mistaken my friend. Gos won't say " Oh, look a liberal. He must be evil, off to hell, vermin!" He'll look at what the person did in their lifetime, and then decide where to put them. By the way, you won't be with Jesus right away, you've got to go to purgatory for a while first. Try not to act like an educated Christain until you have all the facts.
2006-09-05 04:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by FootballFan1012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then Jesus will drop yer a** down with us. I'll bring the marshmallows, you bring the graham crackers.
Is a liberil kinda like a gerbil? or is it something you take for headache, like advil?
2006-09-05 04:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will do a graceful swan dive right into the lake because I know you are watching. What does it say that I would rather dog paddle in a lake of fire than spend a moment in heaven with someone like you?
2006-09-05 04:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering posts like this one, so full of hate and smugness towards people who are different...I'll be thrilled to be in hell if heaven is a place of such attitudes. Frankly, burning for an eternity would be preferable to having to become so hateful. I hope one day you find a bit of happiness or love in your heart, whatever religion you follow or choice you make in life!
2006-09-05 04:32:12 · answer #7 · answered by Gamerbear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How will you feel when you are standing in hell for your closed mind and mean spirit. Not everyone believe in your god jesus. That doesn't make them a heathen. Open your mind this is the 21st century not medievel times.
2006-09-05 04:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by lsehomeint 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I'm laughing it will be at you, as your smug grin is wiped off your face when you are cast down beside us,hatred was never part of the beliefs of Jesus.You are no more a Christian than I am, you are however far more deluded than I am.
2006-09-06 01:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ming R J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still think these ultra right winger religious nuts are scary as hell.
If they had total control of politics it would be just like living in a fundamentalist islamic regime. Thats why its funny to me that they are the ones that hate the third world fundamentalist countries, thats what they ultimately want.
2006-09-05 04:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by big-brother 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt seriously that you will be standing next to Jesus with your vile attitude. This post does nothing to encourage anyone to examine Christianity. It is embarrassing to Christians that don't share your sadistic views.
These type of posts fuel intolerance and show no respect for anyone including yourself.
Blessings )O(
2006-09-05 04:41:46 · answer #11 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋