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well in case u didnt read my other questions bout this girl...she roughed me up on our first date...even burned me with her cigarette...several times on tha face....anywyas...i just tried to ask her on a second date and....
She shanked my ***....with a spork...we were in tha break room ...i would have tried to run...but well like i said in my other question...i broke my penis when i fell out that window...
she jumped on me and scratched me all over with her long *** nails...i tried to bite her...but like i said in another question...i lost my false tooth in that burger the other night at my other job.....do u think i am starting to get through to her....she is dousing my car in gasoline right now....she is soo caring...i needed a new car...and she is getting me on tha track to gettin a new one...... GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS....I think she is gonna marry me fo sho...im sooo excited.....

2006-09-05 03:59:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

15 answers

congrats my friend.

sounds like you really found your soul mate. she is definately a keeper. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

2006-09-05 04:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy Dean 2 · 1 0

Ha ha i bet you look stunning at the moment lost a tooth, cigarette burns on your face a broken penis what more could a girl ask for?

Thats so kind burning your car you lucky thing has she poured any of that gas on you? if she has you know she only doing it so she can give you mouth to mouth .....right lol

2006-09-05 04:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by dizzymooo 4 · 1 0

in the starting up you meet this guy on the web? For all you comprehend he ought to nicely be a 30 year previous rapist! you want to have a chaperon mutually with a pal in case you pass out with him. 2d your actual. each and every merits a 2d danger. i imagine that that is kinda lovable that he were given chilly ft. If he does it again than you comprehend to end it. yet perchance he replaced into telling the reality and then the 2d attempt is the charm.

2016-12-06 10:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

HAHAHA LOL u just made my day with that keep it up and oo yeah in ur next questions talk about the car ur going to get and how much it's going to be and i bet she is like that in bed too

2006-09-05 04:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well congrats on being on the way to gettin a new car thats awesome!!! By the way i like the pic your mom took of you too....

2006-09-05 04:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by brutalA 3 · 1 0

Freak

2006-09-05 04:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by Heather 5 · 1 1

QUICK run out there and roll around on your car...get some of that gasoline on you... if she really loves you she'll torche your a$s right along with the car...

GOOD LUCK!!!

2006-09-05 04:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 2 0

r u fcukin in sane... leave her alone n try making her jealous n c if she kills u then lolz

2006-09-05 04:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by heart_always...justine 3 · 1 0

u r either crazy or stupid or then again maybe u r just insane

2006-09-05 04:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm happy for you

2006-09-05 04:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1 0

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