When I worked in a restaurant the kitchen porter once phone in to say he could't come in because his girlfriend had just got naked. I admire his honesty, though his work-ethics seem a bit shaky.... plus I had to wash dishes whilst he was having fun!
2006-09-05 03:55:57 · 64 answers · asked by J C 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I should say that these could either be the worst or best excuses, it depends how you look at them!!!
2006-09-05 03:56:50 · update #1
Women always use the same excuse - I wasn't feeling well. And they say this after everyone knows they were out drinking the night before...
2006-09-05 03:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by solo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maximum user-friendly I pay attention no remember the dogs's age or breed is. ~"we are able to have a toddler so the dogs could desire to pass!"~ i visit college so I cant shop the doggy I have been given this summer time. I have been given this dogs 3 months in the past and then joined the militia so ought to discover the dogs a sparkling abode. We have been given new carpet so the dogs could desire to pass on account that he will shed and his nails could injury the carpet. comparable element with new hardwood flooring. He have been given too massive i do no longer choose for to construct a fence it is going to wreck my mountain view so I ought to get rid of this dogs . doggy ate my tulips.. The dogs peed in my vehicle He has fleas doggy has worms. My dogs wont end peeing on my boyfriend's Harley bike. we've become a divorce so the dogs could desire to pass. ( because of the fact the youngsters are crying and screaming in the lower back floor as they are dropping their loved puppy) I debarked him and can't stand the squeaking sound he makes now. My dogs is previous and stinks so I cant stand him to any extent further. My husband have been given this dogs and he's an over the line trucker for months. i'm ill of listening to the dogs scream in her crate and that i'm bored with sedating her each and all of the time so she will close up so the youngsters are no longer disturbed by way of her. ( That youthful dogs required 6 months of rehabilitation and actually good guidance beforehand she ought to additionally be placed in a sparkling abode.) this is purely a number of the examples I quite have heard by way of the years from human beings getting rid of their dogs. only turns my abdomen.
2016-12-14 18:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work with a guy that had so many days off or came in so very late so very regularly. His excuses were always related to his family.
His father died at least thre times had no end heart attacks his uncles died and had cancer.
The funny thing was they always seemed rely on him - the most irresponsible and hopeless person you could come accross.
It was only that he was so likeable that he did not get the sack
2006-09-05 04:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl I once worked with had the nerve to ring our boss and say that she wasn't coming back from her weeks holiday for another week because she was having too much fun in Spain!! She didn't even lose her job because the boss said he understood what it was like being young and just let her use another weeks holiday instead!
2006-09-05 05:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex called in sick from a different state. He didn't know that the 800# he called in to when he was sick went to different call centers from different places. When he found out that the call center his call had been routed to didn't handle the area his home was in.... he could hav ebeen soooo busted!!!
But, the guy that took the call was cool, he laughed when he to Bill that if he were sick he'd probably be at home, not in another state. But, he didn't report him (as he was suposed to do), just noted him very sick & probably off work for a week or so!
Now, this is a guy who gets 7 weeks vacation!!! But, he was having fun & didn't want to go back to work!
2006-09-05 05:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by Fulltime in my RV (I wish) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend who worked in Personnel/HR once received a genuine sicknote from a slacker who's doctor had said he couldn't attend work because of 'Acute Inertia' ..The note actually went through and he was given a week off!
2006-09-08 01:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by norbert clitfinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone I used to work with used the fact that she was pregnant as a reason not to come into work! I wouldnt of minded but I was actually right at the end of my pregnancy and she was at the begining, but that aint the point, life doesnt stop because your expecting, she REALLY took the p*ss
2006-09-07 19:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by Bex2k6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who drove to work through the Peak District phoned in to say he couldn't come in as car had to be taken to the garage for repair as he got out off the car for a pee on his way to work and a sheep fell off the hillside, rolled down,hit his car and bent the wing over the wheel!!!!
2006-09-06 01:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by Off the Wall Street 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog ate all my clothes and my work schedule, I had to take him to the vet, at which point I got rear ended by another car, when the police came, I was breathalyzed and failed due to drinking the night before, it took so long that my dog died and I was so upset I became ill, but I really wanted to come in.
2006-09-05 23:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by k24karat1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a guy that called in seriously every weekend at my old job. Said anything from A wall in his mothers house fell down, His grandmother died and he rolled his truck over the night before (this one ended up being true he brought in pictures). All coincidentaly happened on a saturday.
2006-09-05 04:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by sheltz32tt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋