What is the craziest, most obsecene thing a member of your family has ever said at your thanksgiving table...I know we all have something funny that has been said by that crazy aunt or racist grandfather...mine has to be
"I've never heard of a woman having a large enough vagina she could shove one of those cellular telephones in it, have you??"
After I told my mother that I would set my phone on vibrate while we ate.
2006-09-05 02:23:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
She thought thats what the setting was for.
2006-09-05 02:24:22 · update #1
Relative speaking about a supposedly gay college roomate:
"I'll tell you what, if that fudge-packer ever comes after me with his clarinet, I'm gonna drop-kick his miserable a__ out the window!"
2006-09-05 02:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by djm3452004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was in high school, my very large family always got together for Thanksgiving. One particular year there were 26 of us including 2 nephews and a niece ages 5 & 6. We were passing around the heaping bowls of food when one of them yells out "Wheres the beef?"
The other nephew yelled "Between Wendys Buns!".. I laughed hysterically and kicked them under the table.. Potatoes were coming out of everyones mouths, and plates were dropped!
It was pretty funny.
Something else was my dads sister used to come for dinner, and whenever she needed to blow her nose,, which was frequently,, she would pull her shirt up and take her kleenex out of her xxxx clevage, and leave her shirt up till she was done, then tuck the kleenex back in and finish eating!!
2006-09-05 02:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by wikkedlee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My family is a very strick Christians we would have our dinner at the church with the hole congrigation. The paster came up and asked my sister what she wanted to be when she grew up. Mind you this was the focus of the whole church. She replied "I want to be a pole dancer." My poor mother wanted to die i couldnt stop laughing and every one just stared at y parents with discust. She explained later that she saw a lady on TV that was painted all gold and sparkly and was dancing.....with a pole.
2006-09-05 02:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
umm there are various of issues notwithstanding the basically right one handed off to me is having the basically right human being in the international as ur basically right pal!! for me he's each and every thing and assembly him is the better area of my existence!! m grateful to god for sending him in my existence!
2016-12-06 10:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said "Tom Cruise uses a turkey baster"
2006-09-05 02:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a thanks giving
2006-09-05 02:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by Practical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋