My wife is going to have twins any hour now and she’s driving me crazy. She’s making me get her things and hold her hand during contractions ( which really hurts because she’s squeezing it) and like everything she’s just really annoying and loud. Ohh and she kicked me out and replaced me with her mother.. that’s why I’m on the computer and not with her.
2006-09-05 01:57:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Women are usually annoying when they have to put up with insensitive jerk husbands.
2006-09-05 02:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Doe 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, to begin with- is this ya'lls first pregnancy? If so it will allow forgiveness of your ignorance.
Here is the thing. Child birth hurts like hell. Kinda think of it as giving birth to a watermelon with only a lemon size hole. Get the idea? And that annoying moaning she is doing-well, you would hurt too if you were in her shoes.
I know that from a mans point of view that you might feel that she shouldn't do these things such as squeezing your hand to tight and so on. But, it helps to reassure her that you are there with her. Quit being a butt and get in there with her. Last time I checked it takes two to tango- and if most of the pain that you recieve from this is your hand being sore for a few days then you should quit being a butt head-it is better than to be her laying there giving birth not once but twice. Labor, from my own experience, (mother of two) is like someone tearing your insides out. It is the most extreme pain anyone could ever feel. However, the sight of your newly born daughter or son is something that makes it worth it.
2006-09-05 02:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by pacifia1977 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
I don't mean to be rude but, if you were squeezing watermelons out your thingy you would not be a happy camper either. For an idea of how painful it is try to pull your lower lip over your head. Too painful. We women have to go thru this to have those babies that round out our lives. After the babies come she will be calm and loving again. The pain she went thru will become a memory and she will think of the joy of having the babies. My husband told me i was screaming bad words and tried to hurt him during the birth of our 2nd child. I did't get an epideral and i was hurting bad. Take it in stride, she's doing all the labor and having to go thru the pain. The time for you to help will come when the children are home and you have to help. It will be very hard, i won't lie to you. Twice the work to manage twins. Help as much as you can and remember, you love each other and can overcome anything. Congradulations!!!! Don't forget to tell her "I Love You" often.
Best of luck
God bless
2006-09-05 02:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by aggedflame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) You are an @s$, be a man and step up to the plate and deal with it.
2.) You try giving birth and see if you enjoy the pain that comes along with it.
3.) Things like that are the mans role you dont have to giver birth she does at least you can do is be there for her and stop crying like a little bi*ch.
4.) You are NOT ready to be a father you got a lot of growing up to do. You my friend are a little boy not a man.
5.) I feel sorry for your wife!
I hope your wife finds out about your stupid question you are on here asking and makes you suffer the consequences for it.
2006-09-05 02:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by larrys_babygurl_4life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might know your wife, and you might know also if she is always moody and capricious or just now. Also she might be kind of nervous about the delivery. TWINS!!! It will be very hard for her...believe me your squeezed hand is nothing compered with the pain she will experience....and probably already does.
So just be cool, take it as a man, and stay by her side!
NOW!
2006-09-05 02:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by zaraza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone put a vise on your stomach and then proceeded to pull your sac out of your back side, then you would wake up and understand why she is being annoying!!!!!!
When my son went through this a month ago, we encouraged him to take a nap.....it really helped him...so go to sleep if you are not going to support your wife who is in a world of hurt, and scared, and who desperately needs your love and encouragement!
2006-09-05 02:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is either a joke, or you are the biggest a**hole in the world. It hurts like hell, you dork. How about I kick you in the nards for 24 hours straight, and see how annoying you are?
What a f**king prick.
2006-09-05 02:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by P-nuts and Hair-dos 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am i glad im not YOUR wife!!! She's about to give birth to 2 of your own children and dont even support her. U are the most selfish bastard i've EVER heard!!
2006-09-05 02:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by Blinx 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
u need to take a chill pill men , try switching places and you'll know what it feels like having cramping and pains for more than 24 hrs
2006-09-05 02:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by medusar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You try to push two somethings the size of melons through your behind and you would be yelling......
2006-09-05 01:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Storm Rider 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋