this is my second joke:
a man and satan are in hell. satan asked the man to choose from 3 rooms and that will be his punishment.
1st room: the person there was being cooked in lava and fire. the man didn't want that so they proceed to the next room.
2nd room: he will be eaten by cannibals. of course the man didn't want that too. he goes to the last room and his last chance too.
3rd room: she saw a sexy lady giving bl0w j0b to a man. obviously the man choses that room and he had no more choice.
satan went up to the lady, tap her at the back and said, "you can go now, i found someone to replace you"
2006-09-04 23:33:18 · 20 answers · asked by vaindoza 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can you pls rate this joke? that's the question! or you can come up with a 4th rooml. lol
2006-09-04 23:36:41 · update #1
i have a joke prior to this
2006-09-04 23:50:17 · update #2
Lol.
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2006-09-05 18:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny joke.. I give it an 8 out of 10
2006-09-04 23:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL humorous, ive heard the 1st one till now, no longer the others nonetheless.. i've got been given one (its previous) theres a blonde, brunette, and crimson head on an island. its 20 miles to civilization. the brunette says ' im a competent swimmer so ill bypass and get help' she swims 5 miles and drowns. the redhead says the comparable this and swims 10 miles and drowns. the blonde follows the different 2, in user-friendly terms she swims 15 miles, gets drained, then swims %. to the island.
2016-12-18 05:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny... Give it a 8/10.
2006-09-05 01:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good if you haven't heard it a thousand times like i have...but still made me smile
2006-09-06 19:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give u a 10.6 this one is as funny as the last 1 that i read from u....good job and keep them coming...lol..
2006-09-06 17:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont give up your daytime job and keep takin' the tablets
2006-09-04 23:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by Bob Bob 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are funny. i like your 2 jokes very much. i will share them with my co-workers.
2006-09-05 05:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow in bad taste. May be because gays make me sick.
2006-09-05 00:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by WEBBADGER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE
2006-09-04 23:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by sherob1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋