if a group of seven masked individuals were casually strolling through a city park at night with a video camera when they happened out of sheer coincidence to find a man of a somewhat darker complexion molesting a six-year-old girl of a different but still darker complexion, so they decided to dismember the perpetrator and feed his limbs to their pet rabid pit bulls, if they left a copy of the Beta format video, including credits using fictional names?
Of course they would have to transport the video editing equipment in the grocery cart they took from the homeless lady at the other end of the park, but they were taking that back to the grocery store, anyway. Two crimes solved in one night.
2006-09-04
22:14:30
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In order to placate the unnecessary cries of those ungrateful Democrats who are attempting to smear the good deeds of our masked heroes, and who would rather join the ACLU in saying the dark complected man has every right to savagely rape the six-year-old girl, I must request only true honorable answers to this seriously posed query.
2006-09-04
22:34:16 ·
update #1
Sondra - They are masked to protect their identities from the throngs of adoring fans, similar to what KISS did in the beginning, before they became just another rock band by taking off the makeup. The makeup didn't make them a better band, but their songs were better.
2006-09-04
22:40:48 ·
update #2