2006-09-04 21:53:58 · 8 answers · asked by stedwards 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
him with the specs from the safestyle ads.. he started by putting insects in the freezers when he worked on coronation stret, then moved to puting insects in double glazin when he worked there
2006-09-04 22:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by hairyhaggis_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a special undercover unit (I used to be a member) their job is to find unsuspecting victims, Bees are small jobs for trainees, a bit like special forces selection training. Skilled operatives are the ones who sneak into your flat between you getting in on Friday night and getting up Saturday morning(?).
Amongst the mission objectives are the following:(cue mission impossible music doodoodoo.....)
1. Throw your clothes all over the flat
2. Carefully glue food to the side of your face (usually pizza)
3. Hide your keys
4. Plant barely remembered embarassing memories in your friends brains(this job can only be carried out by omega operatives)
5. Release a nerve agent into your shower gel so that when people pass within a certain distance of you they shake their heads and smile in an annoying way as if they know what you did last night.
6. Probably the one we´ve all been a victim of though, is the GOB S.H.I.Tters (the method is highly classified but the results are very effective) they leave the taste in your mouth that feels as if a mature mountain gorrila has emptied it´s bowels in your mouth and brushed your teeth with it´s urine.
If you´ve been the victim of any of the following then there is probably a unit operating in your area.
Now and again they have been known to target celebrities and the results have been highly publicised.
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2006-09-04 22:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Peter R 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have worked as a window fitter for the last 5 years, and you would not believe the things we have found in the sealed units. I think there are some morons at the factory who are so bored that they do it for a laugh. the problem is that although they supply another unit free of charge, it costs money in time and effort to return to the customer and replace the affected unit.
2006-09-04 22:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by researcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the tw@t that does quality control or even the bored trainee
2006-09-04 21:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Red 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the live bees.
2006-09-04 21:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lone Ranja™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dead bee fairy
2006-09-04 23:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They have a special installer for that.
2006-09-04 21:55:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ironball 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was the same person that used dirty glass in mine!!!
2006-09-04 21:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by scottietiger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋