I tried looking into some websites but their methods dont work. Like shoving my coc.k into a two mattesses??? HAHAHAH. or some rosy palm shi.t? The hell.. What is a good and cheap way to simulate it so I don't have to use effort to get a real one?
2006-09-04 21:07:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i so wish i can fuc.k you right about now.
2006-09-04 21:15:13 · update #1
That's going to be hard...you might have to go out and buy yourself an apple pie. And might I suggest that while you are trying to simulate a vagina, hone up on your oral skills too. Buy a Mango and cut it in half and go at it. When we get married you will have the skills of a pro without having to be a manwhore to get them
2006-09-04 21:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*** over i will help u 4 free
2006-09-04 21:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Angad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋