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I am not gonna see my girlfriend for the rest of the week. I don't want to self service because I want to save it for her, but I am just about popping. Helpful and answers which don't lead to me coming please.

2006-09-04 20:48:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

bch boy you are a sick freak. Sex with animals are illegal. I have friends in high places and don't be surprised if officers raid your house in the coming days to confiscate your lewd pornography.

2006-09-04 20:52:49 · update #1

McQueen you fugly retard. You are the kind of scum that filthies this world. Just because you keep your emissions to browse at later doesn't mean that I would take your gross advice. GO TO HELL

2006-09-05 18:58:13 · update #2

14 answers

Find her immediatly wherever she is and **** her 6 times, even if she screams and cries she will enjoy tremendously. **** her as much as you can, girls love it. Fill her vagina, she is suffering too, because she is empty...Do it, don't restrain, sex its natural, sex is good... She will be flattered if you find her.

2006-09-04 21:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by Wintermute 4 · 0 0

Can you remember the time when she was wearing that incredible short mini skirt and when she bent over in front of you. All you could think about was pushing aside here underpants to revieal her nicely shaved p.ussy....That work for you!

2006-09-05 03:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am sure she will be okay with you self servicing especially if it is in her honour. She may even get turned on by it. Just do it man... it will be much better for you later as well when you are with her as you won't be as quick about it.

2006-09-05 03:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by mama mia! 3 · 0 0

Get a girlfriend or you might go Blind!!!!Look you don't have to save it for her, your body will produce more... Unless your tap is running dry!!!!ha Actually, I found that by self stimulation you are able to perform longer...

2006-09-05 03:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Use your time to answer questions on here. You will be amazed at how much time passes as you try to help someone with an answer

2006-09-05 03:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by myothernewname 6 · 0 0

Only thing left is cold shower for you buddy. Otherwise you just going to have to live with you wood. LOL

2006-09-05 03:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0 0

think about something else. dont let sex controll you like it do the rest of the men in this world

2006-09-05 03:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by eaglestraces123 4 · 0 0

Let it POP !!! Then keep it in a tube and had it wrapped up as a gift for her... This is what you want to do, right !!! SAVE IT FOR HER

2006-09-05 04:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If u have a pet such as a dog or horse............ Sorry man I coldn't help it, u know I didn't mean it

2006-09-05 03:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by bchboy_998 1 · 0 0

Dig a hole in your mattress.

2006-09-05 03:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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