2006-09-04 20:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Noah let the dogs out..2 X 2..and that is why they have wet noses!
When a man named Noah started building a boat out in the middle of the desert, everybody laughed. They thought he was daft. But Noah wasn't listening to them, he was listening to the God of the Hebrews, who said to build a boat. So Noah built a boat. Noah called his boat an ark.
When he finished it, he rounded up all the animals, 2 by 2 to travel on his ark.People laughed at Noah's possums and panthers and penguins. They laughed at his cheetahs and chinchillas, giraffes and gazelles and rhinoceroses and hippopotamuses. Into the ark they went, 2 by 2. Pretty soon, it started to rain.
It rained and it poured and it rained some more. People stopped laughing and the ark started floating. Noah and his family and all the animals 2 by 2, rode safely on the waters. They sailed for 40 days and 40 nights. When the rains stopped, out of the ark came Noah and his family and all the animals 2 by 2. Except one.
No one could find the little dog. Noah searched everywhere.He looked on the first deck. He looked on the second deck then the third deck.Finally, in the farthest corner of the lowest deck he found the little dog.
The dog was shivering and standing with his nose pressed hard against the side of the boat. "Come here little dog" called Noah. "It's time to come out!Here doggie, doggie!" The little dog wouldn't move. Noah gently pulled him away."What's this?" said Noah. "A hole in the ark! The ark might have sunk! Little dog! You kept us safe-me, my family and all of the animals, 2 by 2! With your little nose!"
The little dog was proud. But mostly he was hungry."Little dog" said Noah, as he pulled out a juicy bone, "so all the world and all the generations will know your great deed, your nose will always be cold and wet, just as it is today." That's how the dog got his cold, wet nose.The next time when you feel your dog's nose, remember the little dog who used his nose to protect Noah, his family and all of the animals, 2 by 2.
2006-09-04 20:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Chetco 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris
2006-09-05 03:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by justme 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I swear I didnt. Darn dogs
2006-09-05 03:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by cowboygene2u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the maids and security guards mostly let the dogs out awwwwgggg....aaawwwwghhhhh.....
2006-09-05 03:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by archiemedes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Me, I also let out the Lions, Tigers and Bears (oh my!) as well as the giraffes and zebras... ANIMAL LIBERATION!!
2006-09-05 03:46:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHO WHO WHO WHO
i totally sympathize
2006-09-05 03:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by antigone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok ok ok i let them out, stop freaking out, give me a minute and ill get them back in allright!
2006-09-05 03:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by naughty coolaid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who, Who who, who who!
2006-09-05 03:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
obviously someone who didn't want them poo'ing in the house....or the Baha Men
2006-09-05 03:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by asian.persuasion72 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I understand if you don't want to be my friend anymore. I don't know what I was thinking.
2006-09-05 03:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by Em 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋