The patient explained to the psychiatrist that he was haunted by visions of his departed relatives.
Patient: These ghost are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They just sit there and watch me and watch me and watch me. What can I do?
Psychiatrist: That's easy...just sharpen the tops of the posts.
2006-09-04 19:18:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOT BAD ID GIVE IT A 5! :)
2006-09-04 19:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is good.
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2006-09-06 01:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... the ghosts could be perverts and enjoy the posts more and stay longer!
F*** that!
Stupid Psychiatrist!
2006-09-05 02:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by Clutch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it maybe 6 out of 10.
2006-09-05 02:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by AzJwp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... its ok. I dont think the ghosts would mind the sharp sticks hehe
2006-09-05 02:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't think I get it... Is there something deeper, or is it how it sounds? It doesn't seem bad, though.
2006-09-05 02:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2006-09-05 02:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe i'm slow but I just don't get it...sorry
2006-09-05 02:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by cece 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you people. 'Cause I don't get it either. What am I missing?
2006-09-05 03:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. didyou make it up?
2006-09-05 02:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋