Ok, I wanna hear the best ways you all can come up with. You've all had some perve IM you wanting to cyber, right? Ever decided to play along as a joke and then just when he or she is getting into it ruin it by saying you're a man, weigh 300 pounds, or are like 90? All in fun, just a joke to liven everyone up a bit...
2006-09-04 18:37:49 · 13 answers · asked by vbplr_12 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh geez! Some of you seriously need to lighten up!
2006-09-04 18:47:55 · update #1
I have had people try and cyber before lol. I use to love pretending I didn't know what they were talking about. After chatting for a bit and they know my age and sex (21/f) they would start with the other stuff lol and i would be all like 'huh' wats a sex? wats bla bla...' and they get real confused lol cos at 21 i should know that stuff hehe.
Or i have also just started ranting on about silly things. Just making stuff up about i dunno um 'do you like radars on the moon while eating jelly? oh i love painting..' hehehe mess them up good :p
2006-09-04 19:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get many cyber requests anymore since I'm not online that much, but I wanted to share a memory of a conversation I had with someone a few years ago.
I was talking to this guy for about an hour. Just casual flirty stuff, nothing too serious. Then, out of the blue he tells me that he loves me. So I replied to him. "What? How can you say you love me.. you don't even know me." .. he says.. "But you are beautiful, and I love you." I replied... "Why am I beautiful? because I'm 5'6'' 115 lbs?.. for all you know I am really a 400 lb woman with no teeth and hair that doesn't grow in some places. Not to mention very foul B.O. ... you only say you love me because of this image you have of me in your mind based on the few details I told you. How do you that I'm not lying just to get some guy to talk to me? If I was so beautiful, why wouldn't I be out meeting real guys in person.." .. I about died laughing when he replied.. "you're not lying are you? cuz I love you, and I hope you wouldn't lie to me..."
lol.. hope you enjoyed.. some people are so crazy when they are online.. crazy and desperate...
2006-09-05 01:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by naravyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have that problem a lot, so I changed my profile. I say I'm a resident in a mental ward, weigh 600 lbs, etc. etc. No one has tried to cyber with me since I changed it.
2006-09-05 01:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by Hillaryforpresident 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I always wait. When they start talking dirty I will say that I am only 14. Then I wait for them to continue and tell them that Im telling on them. SO then I act like im the mom and go off and call the police. Well Act like I do.
2006-09-05 01:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sexymccay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so mean. But funny. I would never cyber anyway but that would be a good joke on someone.
2006-09-05 01:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I don't have anyone trying to cyber me.
I'm 91yrs old 301pounds and a cross dressing guy who likes dogs. any dogs want to cyber....
If you think I'm serious about the second part..........get a life and a clue!!!!!!!
2006-09-05 01:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
carry on talking dirty and then after a few minutes. say you are a cop and they are being tracked as you speak. it scares the hell out of them. lol
2006-09-05 01:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why play games if you don't like to cyber then don't.
2006-09-05 01:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say, oh this feels so good, well Im done, good luck finishing yourself off
2006-09-05 01:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100$ plz
2006-09-05 01:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋