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We had sex and were lying in bed. I had to fart SO BAD, so I let a huge one rip, then I shoved his head under the covers near my *** so he could smell it. I was cracking up and farting a few more times and he seemed to think it was funny. WE're just comfortable round eachother.

Then we had sex again, and afterwards he said "Get the **** out, you're disgusting." And I said "Why?" and he said "You ******* farted, you disgusting *****. get out, it's over."

WTF happened? he thought it was funny at first.

2006-09-04 18:35:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Ava - we've been dating for 3 months.

Well I was worried about telling my family we're dating (age difference) but I guess I don't gotta worry now! =(

2006-09-04 18:40:17 · update #1

10 answers

WOW! Do you like have a tattoo on your azz and everything?

2006-09-04 18:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Wow...

Well, Some guys like to think that women don't do things like pass gas or have bowel movements, etc... Your (ex) boyfriend probably had some unrealistic "perfect woman" vision of you in his head and you "ruined" that vision when you did something so "unlady" like...

He probably didn't say anything at first because he wanted to get a final intimacy in before he dumped you...

Such as life... There are plenty of fish in the sea... and ones that will love you no matter how smelly you are!!!
:)

Best Wishes...
T.

2006-09-05 01:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by Theophania 4 · 0 2

Well... sometimes people just laugh at something to be agreeable, or polite... maybe that's what he was doing at first, but then you just kept on and he started to get grossed out and couldn't fake a laugh anymore!

2006-09-05 01:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

LOL. U serious? I hope you were going out for at LEAST like 2 years....If a guy did that to me, id get turned off anf leave him. If a guy even SAYS the word FART, ill get turned off and leave. But after like 3 years, its all good.

2006-09-05 01:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 1 3

you can fart around me anytime lol thats classic

2006-09-05 04:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by kalela L 3 · 1 1

LOL!!! that was great. i don't know he probably got hi on your fart. so he wast thinking. then he tought about it and kicked you out.

2006-09-05 01:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Female 4 · 1 1

Well what did you expect? If he wanted that he could sleep with his buddies.

2006-09-05 01:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by vbplr_12 3 · 2 1

once funny doesnt mean all the time funny.

2006-09-05 01:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by mbd 3 · 0 2

sorry but that was just nasty. Your a lady..your not suppose to do that.

2006-09-05 01:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by wittlewabbit 6 · 2 1

awesome when can i get one of those???

2006-09-05 01:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by the_greatone 2 · 1 1

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