Take a dose of aspirin (real aspirin, not ibu or Tylenol). Pick a fleshy spot you can put some weight on or behind. Numb it up with ice (take your time). SLOWLY apply firm, heavy, slightly rocking pressure for 30 seconds to a minute. You bounce, you hurt. You may feel some pain, but this is as easy as it gets.
2006-09-04 18:45:38
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answer #1
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answered by Like An Ibis 3
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I have no idea why anyone would want a bruise but I think a hickey is a form of bruise so you would always suck the blood to the surface of your skin.
2006-09-04 18:41:01
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answered by craayzay1 1
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have someone punch you, or try using a vacuum to suck a bruise onto the part of your body you want a bruise, also you could pinch the skin until a bruise forms
2006-09-04 19:13:10
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answered by Chad 7
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I don't think you can. Why do you want a bruise? I hope you are not planning on doing something wrong, like accusing someone of hitting you.
2006-09-04 18:42:16
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Punch
2. Hit yourself
3. Someone to hit you
Sorry but I don't know of someone getting a bruise without getting hurt.
2006-09-04 18:56:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Uhm honey, if you are contemplating doing what I think you are....don't! Faking an injury to claim someone else did it has a long lasting effect on those around you. I've seen it ruin families, destroy marriages, and when one is caught, have their lives turned upside down. Nobody believes anything you say after that, and you are deemed an extremist who will stop at nothing to get your way. You seriously need to find another approach!
2006-09-04 18:44:41
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answered by Hollynfaith 6
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Bruises aren't something to aim for! If you play sport though ... you are bound to get a bruise ...
2006-09-04 18:35:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Clean house and bump into A LOT of things! LOL
2006-09-04 18:48:05
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answered by jennifersuem 7
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i'll give you one for asking silly questions
2006-09-06 23:01:11
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answered by Anonymous
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