Don't laugh, I am freaking out right now.
My boyfriend was over at my house (left about 30 minutes ago) and we were chilling in the living room watching a movie (my dog was on the couch with us). I got up to use the bathroom, and I don't know..I guess he didn't hear me come back.
My dog was lying on its back like dogs normally do, but instead of rubbing my dog's stomach...my boyfriend was massaging its genitals. His eyes were closed and he just was like...rubbing (sorry to get graphic) and then I said "Hon?" and he jumped up and said he had to go.
I am so ******* freaked. What do I do?
2006-09-04 18:33:24 · 25 answers · asked by Damn Dirty Ape 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Frogger - GOD, I hope so.
I'll call him tomorrow. I don't really know what to say. "Babe, were you touching my dog?"
How awkward. My poor Yorkie.
2006-09-04 18:47:39 · update #1
Damn---
I've done some freaky sh+t but that--
That's just nasty
2006-09-04 18:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by love_only_lasts_in_death 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Freaking seems reasonable.
Then again, it takes a fair idiot to start molesting a dog knowing that you could reappear at any second to catch him at it.
Is it at all possible, particularly since it's getting late on the last night of a three day vacation, that he was just rubbing the dog's belly, decided to rest his eyes, didn't realize that his hand ended up where it did, and then in abject embarrassment bolted when he figured out not only what he was doing, but also that you had seen it?
If it is possible, I'd give him a chance to explain. If it isn't possible, I'd change your telephone number and pass along to any mutual friends that this guy practices bestiality. And gay bestiality on top of it.
I'd also take the dog to the vet to make sure that nothing was inadvertently injured.
2006-09-05 01:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you say don't laugh,that's hysterical. You caught him! You gotta hear it out loud.Picture this: This guy's on the couch with his girlfriend and her dog. She leaves the room, lets just say he's petting the dog ,closes his eyes and thinks of her ,massaging the pups belly feels so soft like his girls breast, he massages his way around to the nipple,soft,tender,supple nipple she's breathing lightly and then she softly speaks Hon? He opens his eyes,she's across the room and he's got a hand full of dog.You think you were freaked out. I'm guessing OH S--T came to mind as it registered and yes I GOTTA GO!!! Had to be next. But you left out the part about him having a buzz on,s--t faced even. What do you say to him? "WASH YOUR HANDS"
2006-09-05 23:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by tcbme56 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confront him. IN PERSON. Try to use a calm steady voice, or at least fake one and act like this is a normal conversation. I know you're feaking out but remember to calm down. If you go hysteric and start accusing him of molesting you're dog he's really not gonna want to talk about it. AfTer you finish talking to him you decide what to do. For the meantime, drink tea. It soothes your body. Good luck!
2006-09-05 01:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by Adriana R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Red Rocket! Red Rocket!"... Sorry... I was just thinking of an episode of South Park...
Maybe your boyfriend was thinking of the South Park episode too (it is an adult cartoon from Comedy Central)...
Here is a reference of the episode...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proper_Condom_Use
Partial description of the episode...
"Stan and Kyle are playing with their Jennifer Lopez play set when Cartman comes over to demonstrate something he learned from the Fifth Graders. The trio then run to Kenny's house where he then begins to masturbate Kenny's dog which leads to ejaculation. Stan, not knowing what masturbation really is and thinking that what Cartman did was cool, demonstrates the technique "Red Rocket" on his dog Sparky in front of his parents' company, after which he is then grounded for ten months..."
Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you... If it really bothers you, then maybe you should dump your boyfriend...
:)
Good Luck...
T.
2006-09-05 02:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Theophania 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be freaked out. Maybe because the dog was just laying their he thought that it felt good to the dog, like rubbing his stomach. Just bring it up once it's kind of simmered down.
2006-09-05 02:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by Willing and forgiving 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ask him what was he doing to the dog and tell him what you are suspecting him of doing to your dog. If you feel in your heart that he was molesting your dog and he admits to it, get rid of him! He obviously need therapy.
2006-09-05 01:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's messed up, you should keep an eye on him now, what gender was the dog, if it's male maybe he likes guys too
2006-09-05 01:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by Bold one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if I were you and my boyfriend was stroking my dog off in any way what so ever, I would defiantly cut ties with him.... come on, that's just sick!
2006-09-05 01:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no need to worry so much!!! My boyfriend likes to masrubate the dog - he does it for fun, just to shock other people ;) When they see him, they look so astonished!!! So, your man probably just wanted to do something like that, but seeing your reaction he decided not to give explanations. Talk with him. Tell him what you saw and give him a chance to say what he meant. Listen to him and don't freak out. It's all fine! :)
2006-09-05 01:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
girl i think ur boyfriend is wierd i think u would be better of with out a animal molester......!!
2006-09-05 01:40:34 · answer #11 · answered by Alice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋