What do I do? We've been dating for 8 months, eventually it's gonna happen right? I'll accidentally fart or I'll get diarrhea at his house and then it'll be oVER because he'll think its disgusting! WHAT DOI DO?
2006-09-04 18:23:25 · 31 answers · asked by Zero 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Iris has that same problem, so I let her watch me crap & she got over it. I mean, if a cool son-of-a-gun like me does it, who doesn't? But farting is wrong, so we don't fart in our pants ever!
2006-09-08 18:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was with a guy for a year and a half and we had a lot of fun just fooling around. He would try and make his farts really loud and obnoxious. I didn't do that, but when I needed to fart, I went ahead and did it (and told him too). He would mostly laugh and say they weren't manly like his but I don't think it bothered him all that much. How long have you been together? If it's been a while, you should probably be comfortable doing it in front of him. You can always test him out if you're chatting online, say something like "I just farted" and then see how he reacts to it. If you get a bad response online, then you know you've got to keep them silent. I think it's acceptable for people to fart in front of each other whenever, but some guys think that girls shouldn't be allowed to fart, burp, or poop, even when they're alone. Although I have to add that if he's not comfortable with you farting in front of him, imagine if you got married or something. You can't leave the room EVERY time you get a little gassy!
2016-03-17 08:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guys, for some reason, think that women don't even fart! It's the same as when they are surprised that we know what "fumble" means in football.
Farting should not make your BF split w/ you. If he's disgusted, that's a normal reaction. You put up w/ his farting, right? You probably don't love it, but it's all about being human.
However, I would suggest NOT pooping in front of him or anyone.
2006-09-04 18:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
farting is normal, if it's not too frequent. As for pooping I don't think you're going to do it in front of him, so long you do it in the bathroom ...he'll be happy.
Yes, we all expect our beloved to be perfect, fresh, true, and non-stinking. But a good lover won't mind much if you don't do it too much.
2006-09-04 18:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by sameer s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your really freaking out over nothing. Men do it all of the time. I'm sure he's unloaded at your place ton's of times and you've never noticed. If you fart, giggle and say, "oops!" If you have to do a number two, who cares! Women spend ton's of time in the bathroom anyway!
Another idea, buy him air freshner under the pretense you think his place needs a fresh new scent. Then stash it in the bathroom!
2006-09-04 18:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's natural does he do it in front of you, holding it in can be dangerous because when you pass gas it's letting out the toxin in you body just like a bowel movement. I know guys thinks it gross for girls to do this but they do it all animals do it so why can't we girls. Just laugh about it make jokes about it. What else can you do. You don't want to damage your body by holding everything in do you.
2006-09-04 18:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by medevilqueen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! yes. same here! when i had a b/f, i was SOOO scared that i was gunna burp or fart in front of him :) kinda silly. but whatever. you cant help it! i'd say that when you've been dating for even longer and get realllly comfortable with eachother it'll be all good. (but in the meantime i guess you'll just have to hold it in! :P lol)
2006-09-04 18:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by schnoozer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure that if you have to pass gas you go to the bathroom ..
It's not very lady like to pass gas in fount of people..
And if it comes out by mistake ,,oh!! well you're human =)
2006-09-04 18:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, hopefully, your boyfriend is mature, and will realize that you're human. You need to remember that now. But, I totally know what you're talking about in the beginning. But, since you're 8 months in, he's gotta get to know you...ALL of you. ;)
2006-09-04 18:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He wants to do it to or he already does it around you. Jokingly ask him what he would do if u did fart. One day suprisingly just let a little one slip. After that you'll be doing it in front of eachother all the time.
2006-09-04 18:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by kclis 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋