A lady walks into a tatto parlor and says "I want
a tattoo of a turkey on the inside of my right
leg, and on the inside of my left leg I want a
tattoo of a Christmas tree"
The guy doing the tattoo goes "Why do you want
tattoos of those things". The lady replies with
"Well because my husband always complains that
there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas"
2006-09-04 17:53:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Say, where's that little cutie I saw you with last week?"
"We had a little falling out. She's mad at me!"
"Well, last night she called me up. She was frantic! It seems that dildo I gave her yesterday morning got stuck in ...., well you know where. So I rushed right over."
"Well I had to be pretty rough with her, but I huffed and I puffed until it started to slip. Then it just popped right out and flew out the window."
"And she's mad because you were son rough?"
"Nah! She just wanted me to change the batteries!"
2006-09-04 18:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, Nice.
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2006-09-06 01:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny.... Kind of reminds me of my husband!!!! He definitely gets fool with the in between meal!!! j/k ....... Kudos on the joke!!!!
2006-09-05 00:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha (LOL)
Nice One Keep Rolling more of these kinds!
Keep it up!
2006-09-05 01:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is soooooooo funny, im emailng it to all my friends.
2006-09-05 01:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by feel_n_learn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good joke
2006-09-05 01:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one many, many times.
2006-09-05 01:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-05 00:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that!!!!
guess she fixed him right up!
2006-09-05 00:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOUNDS LIKE HE GETS THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.
2006-09-05 00:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by nakita 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋