2006-09-04 17:46:55 · 34 answers · asked by Dan M 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
shoot my gun, then get away with it
2006-09-04 17:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Beta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that old joke goes...I would chain his penis to a table, hand him a saw, and then set the house on fire. Let him make the decision as to what is more important to him.
Seriously though, I would leave him.
2006-09-04 17:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will take a deep breath, close the door behind me walk slowly to my car and drive to the mall, shop for sexier clothes, go to the park, walk wearing my yellow tight mini skirt and try to feed the birds with my striking red underwear showing...... and enjoy my newfound bliss...being single. no explanations will be heard...that man will be history...........
2006-09-05 19:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour warm water mix with brown surgar, honey and crazy glue over the two of them.
2006-09-04 17:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ellen J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all , I would beat dat bitches "butt" 4 being with my man.
then I would tie her to the bed , and make her beg for me to stop kickin her "butt. dat biotch would be goin down!!!!!! After that , I would tie them both together naked, and throw them out onto the street with a sign taped to them that said, " We are sorry bitches. Beat our "booties" , then screw us, free of charge.Throw us back on the street." I do some freaky tail "crap"!!!!!!! Freakiness for a freaky biotch!!!!!!
2006-09-04 18:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut off his penis and throw it into a field!!!!!!!!!! lol jk jk jk
id b itch slap him and her across the face hella hard and just walk out and never come back
i think thats wht i would do, i havent been in that situation and hopefuly never will be though =(
of course break up with him......
2006-09-04 17:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say have a nice life wit your std a s s cause I don't want u no more cause she ain't the first and she wont be the last to be your bed
2006-09-04 17:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by jacci mcann 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk out and never say another word to him again. no second chances. no revenge - he'll get what he deserves in life, I wouldnt waste anymore time and energy on such a fool.
2006-09-04 17:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by citygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if she's hot...join in....
just kidding....I would probably just walk out without saying a word...get in my car and find my Sawyer Brown cd with All These Years, and listen to it over and over.....then, who the hell knows.
2006-09-04 17:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by mjboog2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be cool .let them finish whatever they were doing then talk to your man and leave him or give him another chance.don't make a
big seen out of it .don't go down to his and her level which is very low.
2006-09-04 17:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by jocelyn o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm grown.......and not wanting to go to prison.......so I wouldn't KILL them..............
........in fact, I'd be very hurt, but just walk away........and no amount of apologies would get me to reconsider.....(should He even try)..........and I wouldn't hate HER either.........
You know what they say: "To what appears to be -- a really good guy...........is most likely somebody elses "asshole"....
I want what everybody else wants - to loved and be loved back.............with honesty, and respect...........it's not a matter of forgiving............they wouldn't do it to begin with, if they really loved me ......
so again.I'd just walk away...........
2006-09-04 17:52:58 · answer #11 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋