some pick up lines are so corny they are offensive,
my personal favourite
"are your parents retarded????......then why are you so special??"
2006-09-04 17:36:46 · 15 answers · asked by Vicky 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
THOR Says "Hello Vicky, this is Ichi in disguise"
THOR Uses knocks girls out with hammer and takes them home
THOR'S favourite pick up line is "Would you like to come and have sex with me"...it seems to work quite well for THOR
2006-09-04 23:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i individually love while a guy makes use of a %.-up line on me. I have not have been given any theory why... i think of that's because of the fact that's style of cliche. yet besides... If i knew the guy properly sufficient, i might in all probability use one on him. that's not a great deal... and it exhibits that the female can step up a touch, have a humorousness, and be herself, that's consistently a good element. Congrats to the line-customers. lol. <333
2016-09-30 08:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy once told me, that's right, not ASKED me, but TOLD me that I looked sick. At the time I wasn't sick at all, and when I asked my co-workers, they said I looked perfectly fine. We guessed that the guy had nothing else to say to me, and I have found in my years of experience that some guys are just retarded and will say anything just to talk to a woman.
2006-09-04 17:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man, that is really funny. I just had to comment about that. Never heard that one before!
I haven't have many used on me that I can recall so I'll just add a few I've heard:
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
Can you tell me what heaven look like because I could have sworn you were an angel!
2006-09-04 17:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Rx 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You're the neatest thing since sliced bread."
And personally, "Nice shoes...wanna F***" always gets a laugh out of me (but usually not my number).
2006-09-04 17:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by dontcallmeheidi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants? Because I can see myself in them! LOL I thought it was rather funny!!!
2006-09-04 17:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Not Me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I usually get "If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?"
Or "Nice shoes, wanna f&^%?"
2006-09-04 17:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You seem like an intelligent woman...How much money do you earn a year? We should go out together so you can tell me..."
2006-09-04 17:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you thought about getting into my pants?-Because I have thought about getting into yours.
2006-09-04 17:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by Katherine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you must be tired becuase you been running through my mind all day" that is extremely lame
2006-09-04 17:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by imHereAskMe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋