what did santa clause say to the 3 prostitues? HO ho ho
yo moma so dumb she got stabbed in a gun fight
yo moma so bucked teeth that when she sneezed she stabbed herself in the chest
what do you call a man with no legs? (neil)
what do u call a man with a spade on his head (doug)
what do u call a woman with a zip on her face (jean)
yo moma so dumb she has a glass door with a peep hole
why are young kids so dumb. because they are!
YEEHAW!
2006-09-04 16:28:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok but you can find more funnier jokes on the internet.
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What do you call if you find a complete human skeleton inside a closet?
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Ans: Last years hide and seek champion!
2006-09-04 18:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Gundruk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were okay. I liked the one...What do you call a man with no legs? Cute!
2006-09-04 18:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm."I'll have a lager please," he said,"and one for the road."
What is green, fuzzy, made of wood and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? - A snooker table.
2006-09-06 01:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm not bad i liked the glass door n peep hole funny
hehehhe :@
2006-09-04 16:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got some pretty good oneliners.
2006-09-04 16:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old! kinda funny but need to work on a couple!
2006-09-04 21:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by nickinoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute some where good keep working on it and u might be a comedian some day...........that is if your not already!
2006-09-04 17:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by carbear22/2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are pretty good :) but there are a few you need to work on
2006-09-04 16:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by love_thebeach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, knock yourself out girl
2006-09-04 17:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those jokes are so funny i'll have to remember them
2006-09-04 16:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by twigitwannapony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋